Could the Chrisitan God be a domantrix?

[Jayson]

When you think about it, they are kind of similiar, He loves you but he likes to have control over you and doesn't want you have sex unless it's ratifed by him by marriage which means he wants to control your orgasims. He can be cruel but he will reward you at times as well. Of course this means Churches are basically S and M clubs and the bible is porn.

Also makes you think about his realtionship with Jesus. Maybe God wasn't his dad but his "Daddy." This distinction got lost in transition through the years. Perhaps Jesus going on the cross was just kinky fun they were having that ended badly. Jesus could have forgotten the safe word or God underestimated his pain threshold.


Jason

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

but he likes to have control over you and doesn't want you have sex unless it's ratifed by him by marriage which means he wants to control your orgasims.

Uh...no.

 

[Jayson]

but he likes to have control over you and doesn't want you have sex unless it's ratifed by him by marriage which means he wants to control your orgasims.

Uh...no.

Well you aren't supose to masterbate and you aren't supose to have sex outside marriage. Marriage is basically two of his "slaves" coming together in bondage to each other while he watches from a distance.

Jason

 

[RoJoHen]

Sadly, I feel like a topic like this isn't long for this world. Unfortunate, really, because I am quite intrigued.

 

[Jayson]

Sadly, I feel like a topic like this isn't long for this world. Unfortunate, really, because I am quite intrigued.

What's wrong with the topic? I think it's fun to speculate about things like this. I see similiarties in that both religion and the Domantrix lifestyle is built on issues like control and sexual suppresion. It also helps that my version God has a sense of humor. Well I hope so! Part of me was also wondering how many years I might get in hell after this thread.

Jason

 

[Stone_Cold_Sisko]

I might be going crazy here... but this actually makes perfect sense. Your analogy logic is rock solid. I can find nothing technically wrong with it.

 

[judge alba]

When you think about it, they are kind of similiar, He loves you but he likes to have control over you and doesn't want you have sex unless it's ratifed by him by marriage which means he wants to control your orgasims. He can be cruel but he will reward you at times as well. Of course this means Churches are basically S and M clubs and the bible is porn.

Also makes you think about his realtionship with Jesus. Maybe God wasn't his dad but his "Daddy." This distinction got lost in transition through the years. Perhaps Jesus going on the cross was just kinky fun they were having that ended badly. Jesus could have forgotten the safe word or God underestimated his pain threshold.


Jason

that's one hell of a twist on religion
scary thing is it actually makes sense in a weird perverted way

 

[Mallory]

scary thing is it actually makes sense in a weird perverted way

That's our Jayson!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Well you aren't supose to masterbate and you aren't supose to have sex outside marriage.

Nowhere in the Bible does it ever say that. It's a popular misconception.

 

[Jayson]

Let's not also forget the worship part. God loves to have you on your kness praying to him. I think it's very possible that God masterbates everytime someone prays to him!
Jason

 

[TheLonelySquire]

I'm still trying to find out who this chrisitan god is! Master of pee and poop?

 

[judge alba]

must admit the church steeples do look kind of phallic. whilst st Paul's' cathedral looks like a large boob.

 

[Jayson]

must admit the church steeples do look kind of phallic. whilst st Paul's' cathedral looks like a large boob.

Not only that but have you noticed that priest and nuns wear alot of black? Also a priest has a collar around his neck. I know alot of domantrix's like to have their sub's to be collared.

Jason

 

[Goliath]

I think this is the first time I've ever burst out laughing after reading a thread title.

"Say my name, bitch!"

"Yahveh! Yahveh!"

"Don't you take my name in vain, you worm!" *Applies genital torture*

"AAAAAHHH!"

"Now--what's my name?"

"Lord! It's Lord!"

"That's right."

 

[RoJoHen]

Sadly, I feel like a topic like this isn't long for this world. Unfortunate, really, because I am quite intrigued.

What's wrong with the topic? I think it's fun to speculate about things like this. I see similiarties in that both religion and the Domantrix lifestyle is built on issues like control and sexual suppresion. It also helps that my version God has a sense of humor. Well I hope so! Part of me was also wondering how many years I might get in hell after this thread.

Jason

I honestly love the idea of this thread, and I hope it lasts.

 

[sidious618]

Best. Thread. Ever.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Well to be fair, Original Sin™ and all does suggest that all Christians have been Very Naughty and must be Disciplined.

I think Jayson's onto a winner here.

 

[The Badger]

Part of me was also wondering how many years I might get in hell after this thread.

Jason

Well as I understand it with Hell it's basically an 'all or nothing' deal. Once you're in, you don't come out.

So, how many years you get?
All of them.

 

[miraclefan]

Question if I may? If the christian god is a ''DOMINATRIX'' what does that make the ''Muslim'' god?

 

[RoJoHen]

Part of me was also wondering how many years I might get in hell after this thread.

Jason

Well as I understand it with Hell it's basically an 'all or nothing' deal. Once you're in, you don't come out.

So, how many years you get?
All of them.

What if you're really annoying and the Devil kicks you out?

Where do you go from there?