It ain't easy being green-blooded...
...or a spoon-head, for that matter.
Hey, I find that offensive![]()
It ain't easy being green-blooded...
...or a spoon-head, for that matter.
Hey, I find that offensive![]()
Well, if it looked more like a spork, I'd have called it something else!
I don't see it so much as laziness, more as fanwank. See the fourth paragraph in the spoiler-coded stuff below (it's my review from my blog).
Countdown is setting the stage for the movie that's supposed to be a bold, fresh, new vision of Star Trek. Unfortunately, Countdown itself is hampered by everything that makes that new vision necessary: fanwank, technobabble, and yet another attempt at recapturing that Khan magic.
The first issue's not all bad. It introduces Nero, a Romulan working stiff whose ship is used in dangerous planetary mining expeditions. We haven't seen many ordinary Romulan civilians, and we get a bit of a sense of what their lives are like; Nero has a risky job, a loyal crew, and a pregnant wife at home. But the star of a planet he's trying to mine is flaring up.
And here comes the technobabble. The Hobus Star (it's always called The Hobus Star, never just Hobus) is going to go supernova. Not only that, it's likely to destroy the whole Romulan Empire unless the decalithium (oh, joy, another kind of lithium) Nero mines can be converted by top secret Vulcan technology into the mysterious and magical substance known as red matter (like dark matter, I guess, but more colourful). But wait, the supernova is changing. It could destroy the whole universe. Or maybe the whole galaxy. Depends which issue you're reading. Either way, it's scarier than Genesis and the Nexus combined. Now it's really really essential to get some decalithium converted into red matter to create a black hole to suck up the supernova. But the Vulcans aren't eager to help.
Fortunately, some people are willing to help. First, there's the starship captain who saves Nero's ship from some nasty Remans: why, it's Data! What a surprise! Looks like he got better after being killed in Nemesis. Then there's the Federation ambassador to Vulcan. Why, it's Jean-Luc Picard! What a surprise! (Vulcan, by the way, almost feels like it's not part of the Federation; they haven't shared red matter technology with anyone else, and they have their own ambassador on Romulus, where Spock lives and serves as the Federation ambassador. They also see Spock as a traitor.) Then there's the brilliant spacecraft designer who has the one ship that could possibly deliver the red matter into the supernova: why, it's Geordi LaForge! What a surprise! And then, when the plan works just a little too late and Romulus is wiped out, killing Nero's wife and unborn son (and a lot of other people), who's the general leading a Klingon battle fleet to stop Nero's quest for revenge? Why, it's Worf! What a surprise! The pages are practically stuck together with all the fanwank going on.
Nitpick: Romulans have green blood, not red (someone noticed that by the last issue).
The only connection to TOS is an image of Kirk on a monitor when Nero, as a guest of the Enterprise early on, pokes around the ship's library computer to see what he can learn.
So... why is Vulcan now almost belligerent towards the Romulans, Spock, and the Enterprise, when the Romulans have greatly improved relations with the Federation? Why is it necessary to wipe out the Romulan Empire (and, it's suggested, most of the Romulan people) with a scientifically wrongheaded big technobabble threat, when Nero's main concern is his wife and unborn child? Why is it necessary to bring Data back through B4, when Nemesis tells us that wouldn't work? Why have drastic career changes for Picard, LaForge, and Worf? And how much of this is going to end up established as definite canon through the movie?
For too long now, people making Trek movies have looked back to The Wrath of Khan as a model, forgetting that a lot of the best Star Trek TV episodes didn't have a big black hat villain. Nero is another Trek villain who starts out as a not bad guy who ends up a villain seeking an over-the-top, misguided revenge. There's a bit of Khan (whose wife and other frends died), there's a bit of Soran (who wasn't evil, originally, he just wanted to get back to the Nexus), there's a bit of Shinzon (the Romulan citizen who kills Romulan political leaders and gets a ridiculously powerful ship with unethical tech, though Shinzon got the ship first then wiped out the Romulan leadership), there's even a Borg connection (that's the unethical tech this time, instead of thalaron weapons)... well, the never-seen-before old Romulan tradition of shaving off your hair and tattooing your face and head as a sign of grief is something new.
I guess the writers of the comic (the movie's Orci and Kurtman get story credit, Mike Johnson and Tim Jones get the writing credit) wanted a Big Event story as a preface for the movie that changes everything. But, in my humble opinion, it comes off as a misfire too reminiscent of past Trek movies and of Pocket's Ordover Era, when the Federation/galaxy/universe was threatened with annihilation two or three times a year. They're just trying way too hard here to pile on the Bigness without thinking any of it through.
When the movie comes out, I don't think reading this will add a lot to the experience. It's highly unlikely that it will seem like a necessary bit of backstory to make sense of anything in the movie. So let's have it not be canon, please.
I think what is lazy about Picard, in particular, is that I do not see his character giving up command after what he experienced with Kirk. He, like Kirk, has a drive to make a difference and being ambassador to Vulcan is not going to accomplish that (one of the founding members of the Federation and a staunch ally, not a lot going to happen there).
That's exactly what the producers of the movie have been saying for almost a year now.So to me, that means that all of the 24th centruy Trek that we know still happens, despite whatever Nero and Spock do in the past.
And apparently the destruction of Romulus is mentioned on screen, so that will be canon.
Nothing about the Naradas Borg enhancements though, so I guess we can just ignore that bit. Would have hated it for Destiny to be contradicted that fast.
Yeah but the old 24th century trek still happens.
We, the audience, are just going to switch tracks to this new timeline. Doesn't mean the old track is gone.
The whole thing is really just one big Myriad Universes story.
I'm not sure Myriad Universes is the perfect comparison, but I can see where you're going with that. The distinction I'd make is that the Myriad Universes books are "What if?" stories; the new film's timeline is a "What IS" storyline. (Yes, technically, all the novels are "What if", but you get the idea.)
It's more akin to the Mirror Universe, where Prime timeline characters have crossed over, and existed in the alternate timeline, interacted with it, etc., much as Spock Prime (Nimoy) does in the film. But, after their divergence points, I don't think any of the Myriad Universes stories had any Prime timeline characters in them, or were ever intended to.
Surely the functional difference is minimal, though. Unless, as you did, you tell an alternate timeline story about alternate timelines, it's a difference that makes no difference.Given that (IIRC) Marco used TNG's "Parallels" as a precedent for explaining the MyrU idea to the fans, I think it was his intention that these be actual parallel realities rather than merely "imaginary stories.
nobody has ever wondered about why when the Mirror Universe timeline began, it didn't suddenly wipe out the original Trek timeline. It's the same exact situation here: a new timeline splits off, but it doesn't rewrite the one that came before.
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