24 - Day 7: 12:00AM - 1:00AM - Discussion and Spoilers

[Mr. Adventure]

I'm bringing my errand boy, er Aaron.

 

[Squiggy]

"Ma'am. I can't help but notice that you smell like dick."

 

[Trekker4747]

Shouldn't they be on the F-37 by now or something?

 

[Mr. Adventure]

*rolls eyes* Jeez, that only took five minutes. Oh, that guy is a sleaze.

Ha-ha. Olivia is pretty smart.

Haha oh yeah real-time.

 

[Kira's Mom]

5000 degrees. TONY GET OUTTA THERE!

Oh, crap. MISSLES! They are fucked now.

 

[Trekker4747]

"Ma'am. I can't help but notice that you smell like dick."

 

[Squiggy]

"It's the Jonas Brothers?! Put them through!!"

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"A proprietary line? You're just making shit up now."

 

[Trekker4747]

"It's the Jonas Brothers?! Put them through!!"

 

[Trekker4747]

Obviously Hodges has worked with Dr. Evil at some point.

 

[Squiggy]

5000 degrees. TONY GET OUTTA THERE!

Oh, crap. MISSLES! They are fucked now.

Not just missiles...but V2 looking OBVIOUS ROCKET MISSILES!

 

[Trekker4747]

Come on, Jon. Stop pursing the lips.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"It's the Jonas Brothers?! Put them through!!"

I've been thoughtfully restraining myself from making that joke.

 

[Kira's Mom]

Hodges is a fucking LOON.

 

[Trekker4747]

iPhone does not approve of this endorsement.

 

[Klaus]

Hodges is a fucking LOON.

That's a grievous insult to fucking loons...

 

[Procutus]

"It's the Jonas Brothers?! Put them through!!"

 

[Procutus]

Hodges is a fucking LOON.

Yup.


A floon.

 

[Trekker4747]

Please, Jon. You're 71 years old. You're not launching any missiles anytime soon.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

I can detect any action you take because I'm a villain on 24 dammit, that's how we roll.