I Am Officially Pooping My Pants Now!

[Squiggy]

It's just Captain Robau, nothing more nothing less.

We're boned.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Listen, we are getting tired of performing "damage control" after people like you get online and start looking at stuff. Either knock it off or we are going to move you to an undisclosed location and insert random objects up your asshole and force you to listen to Bruce Springsteen 24/7.

Look, the time is getting closer and I'm just giving you all chance to get ready. The 3 years leading up to the return of Nibiru are going to be the most turbulent which is why I am choosing now to warn you all.

 

[Gepard]

Look, the time is getting closer and I'm just giving you all chance to get ready. The 3 years leading up to the return of Nibiru are going to be the most turbulent which is why I am choosing now to warn you all.

I'll make you an offer: we'll listen, if you grant us the rights to say "neener, neener, neener, we told you so" and post insulting pictures when you turn out to be wrong.

Deal?

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Look, the time is getting closer and I'm just giving you all chance to get ready. The 3 years leading up to the return of Nibiru are going to be the most turbulent which is why I am choosing now to warn you all.

I'll make you an offer: we'll listen, if you grant us the rights to say "neener, neener, neener, we told you so" and post insulting pictures when you turn out to be wrong.

Deal?

Of course it's a deal. I feel safe in the knowledge that by December the 21st 2012 there won't be any internet left.

 

[Gepard]

Of course it's a deal. I feel safe in the knowledge that by December the 21st 2012 there won't be any internet left.

I'll start saving threadbombs now...

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Of course it's a deal. I feel safe in the knowledge that by December the 21st 2012 there won't be any internet left.

I'll start saving threadbombs now...

 

[Jadzia]

Of course it's a deal. I feel safe in the knowledge that by December the 21st 2012 there won't be any internet left.

So with your belief, how are you planning on spending the next three and a half years?

 

[All Seeing Eye]

So with your belief, how are you planning on spending the next three and a half years?

Building a bunker with underground tunnels, making weapons (can't buy any), stocking up on hundreds of tins of food and other supplies, burying some containers filled with petrol, buying some portable generators and warning as many people as possible of the coming cataclysm.

 

[Squiggy]

Of course it's a deal. I feel safe in the knowledge that by December the 21st 2012 there won't be any internet left.

So with your belief, how are you planning on spending the next three and a half years?

Researching static magnets?

 

[Plecostomus]

So with your belief, how are you planning on spending the next three and a half years?

Building a bunker with underground tunnels, making weapons (can't buy any), stocking up on hundreds of tins of food and other supplies, burying some containers filled with petrol, buying some portable generators and warning as many people as possible of the coming cataclysm.

And watch this motherfucker land DIRECTLY on your bunker. That'd be the height of irony.

Hopefully the shockwave moves slow enough that I can get a hearty in before I perish.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

So with your belief, how are you planning on spending the next three and a half years?

Building a bunker with underground tunnels, making weapons (can't buy any), stocking up on hundreds of tins of food and other supplies, burying some containers filled with petrol, buying some portable generators and warning as many people as possible of the coming cataclysm.

And watch this motherfucker land DIRECTLY on your bunker. That'd be the height of irony.

Hopefully the shockwave moves slow enough that I can get a hearty in before I perish.

It's not going to hit us, it will pass through the inner solar system creating gravitational disturbances causing geological disasters on Earth, freak weather and a pole shift, we will however be bombarded by asteroids that it brings with it when it passes through the oort cloud.

 

[Lindley]

This hypothetical planet would have passed through the Oort cloud long ago if it's due to make closest approach in under 4 years and it's not traveling over a quarter the speed of light.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

This hypothetical planet would have passed through the Oort cloud long ago if it's due to make closest approach in under 4 years and it's not traveling over a quarter the speed of light.

Well it might have, we just can't see it outside of the south pole area yet.

 

[Mallory]

Doesn't this thread belong in the Fan Fiction forum?

 

[Plecostomus]

Or the Neutral Zone.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

What if I was to tell you that Nibiru has been seen and can be seen right now?
It has even been published by NASA except NASA is lying and telling everyone it is a several light years distant supernova remnant.

Click here to see Nibiru.

Google Sky: 17h48m45.4s, -27°10'06"

 

[Gepard]

What if I was to tell you that Nibiru has been seen and can be seen right now?
It has even been published by NASA except NASA is lying and telling everyone it is a several light years distant supernova remnant.

Click here to see Nibiru.

That is a several light-year distant supernova remnant. Or do planets routinely wander the solar system shrouded in flames?

 

[All Seeing Eye]

What if I was to tell you that Nibiru has been seen and can be seen right now?
It has even been published by NASA except NASA is lying and telling everyone it is a several light years distant supernova remnant.

Click here to see Nibiru.

That is a several light-year distant supernova remnant. Or do planets routinely wander the solar system shrouded in flames?

They're not flames, it's smouldering space rock and dust and debris picked up as it travels through space.

 

[Gepard]

They're not flames,

Well, good, since there's no oxygen in space for anything to burn.

it's smouldering space rock and dust and debris picked up as it travels through space.

Smolder:
also intr.v., -dered also -dered, -der·ing -der·ing, -ders -ders.

1. To burn with little smoke and no flame.
2. To exist in a suppressed state: Revolution smoldered in the masses.
3. To show signs of repressed anger or hatred.

n. Thick smoke resulting from a slow fire.


So it's burning oxygen, huh?

 

[Squiggy]

What if I was to tell you that Nibiru has been seen and can be seen right now?
It has even been published by NASA except NASA is lying and telling everyone it is a several light years distant supernova remnant.

Click here to see Nibiru.

That is a several light-year distant supernova remnant. Or do planets routinely wander the solar system shrouded in flames?

The gay ones do.