I Am Officially Pooping My Pants Now!

[JuanBolio]

Never fear, Earthlings! Krupponian battlecruisers have engaged the advancing Kommandarian warships near Sigma Draconis.

Their puny ships are no match for superior Krupponian technology and firepower.

Why must you always ruin everything?! Now I'll have to assemble a new fleet...

In order to pay for this new fleet, I'll have to stop payment on all the stimulus checks I sent to the people of Earth. You can all thank JuanBolio for the loss of your $2000 payments.

You could always do a telathon. Just tell the people of Earth, particularly those in the American south, that Jesus needs battlecruisers to combat Satan.

 

[cardinal biggles]

I'm surprised nobody else has reached the same stunning conclusion this information has brought me... the objects being hidden are the Klingons around Uranus.

 

[JuanBolio]

I'm surprised nobody else has reached the same stunning conclusion this information has brought me... the objects being hidden are the Klingons around Uranus.

"...these are the voyages of the starship Charmin."

 

[Kommander]

Why must you always ruin everything?! Now I'll have to assemble a new fleet...

In order to pay for this new fleet, I'll have to stop payment on all the stimulus checks I sent to the people of Earth. You can all thank JuanBolio for the loss of your $2000 payments.

You could always do a telathon. Just tell the people of Earth, particularly those in the American south, that Jesus needs battlecruisers to combat Satan.

Not the point. The Kommandarian Empire has plenty of funding. The point is, I'm punishing them for your actions that caused a minor setback in my benevolent invasion. By doing so, they will hate you.

People of Earth, if you swear your loyalty to the Empire, your $2000 bribes... I mean, Stimulus Payments, will arrive as promised.

I just received a report on the battle with the Krupponian Fleet. It seems the attack was centered on the scout wing and the majority of the invasion fleet was undamaged. This is fortunate for you, Bolio, as it means I may not have to execute you. If you sign the peace treaty my diplomats are bringing to you and give at least a halfhearted appology for this "misunderstanding," I'll forget about this incident. If you refuse, I'll have to consider this an act of war.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Why are people not taking this seriously?

We've got about 3 years left and the clock is ticking.

 

[Deckerd]

What are you going to do about it, Tacky?

 

[RoJoHen]

Why are people not taking this seriously?

We've got about 3 years left and the clock is ticking.

I might take it more seriously if I had any idea at all what Nibiru was.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Why are people not taking this seriously?

We've got about 3 years left and the clock is ticking.

I might take it more seriously if I had any idea at all what Nibiru was.

"Planet X"/"Nibiru"

Another theory circulating on the web relates to a large planetary object, sometimes claimed to be 20 times the size of Jupiter, which is currently en route to pass by Earth. Proponents claim that this object's passage will create a pole shift and cause the end of civilization. This planet, variously referred to as "Nibiru" (after a planet with a similar orbit in Zecharia Sitchin's Earth Chronicles series), "Wormwood" (after a passage from the Book of Revelation which describes a star named Wormwood falling from the skies) or "Planet X" (the name astronomers give to the hypothesis of a planet beyond Neptune), was first predicted by self-proclaimed contactee Nancy Leider after she founded the website ZetaTalk in 1995. Leider had originally claimed the object would pass by Earth in 2003; however, when that failed to occur she shifted her date to 2010. A number of websites and other doomsday groups have however linked Leider's planet to the 2012 date.

Criticism

Many believers in the imminent approach of Planet X/Nibiru/Wormwood claim that NASA is deliberately covering up visual evidence of its existence. However, astronomer and debunker Phil Plait has pointed out on his website that such an object so close to Earth would be easily visible to the naked eye, and would be creating noticeable effects in the orbits of the outer planets. Zecharia Sitchin himself has criticised the association of this doomsday scenario with his planet Nibiru, since he does not believe Nibiru will return in less than 1000 years. Also, the connection of this planet to the Planet X hypothesis has been discredited, since Planet X, as originally envisioned, was effectively disproved in 1993.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Doomsday_prediction#.22Planet_X.22.2F.22Nibiru.22

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Nibiru may orbit Nemesis though and not our Sun.

NEMESIS.

If you look out into space you'll notice the majority of star systems are either binary or trinary systems and yet our sun is on it's own? ooooookkkkkkk.

As for people who claim to speak to aliens and have clairvoyance that's complete and utter rubbish. Don't take none of that seriously, they're just taking the whole Nibiru thing and twisting it to make money.

There's plenty of real evidence out there that Nibiru exists and is coming and the evidence isn't even to do with Zachary Sitchin, it's elsewhere.

Be ready.

 

[Deckerd]

You still haven't told us how you're going to be ready.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

You still haven't told us how you're going to be ready.

Are you sure about that?

 

[Deckerd]

Isn't that a bit like hiding your head in the sand when a tornado is coming? I also realise that your main preparation for Doom is in the thread title.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Isn't that a bit like hiding your head in the sand when a tornado is coming?

Erm, no.

 

[Lindley]

If you look out into space you'll notice the majority of star systems are either binary or trinary systems and yet our sun is on it's own? ooooookkkkkkk.

Our sun's companion is Jupiter. That thing is almost big enough to be a brown dwarf. Also, observer bias: If a solo (or asymmetric) system greatly improves the odds of a planet developing in a stable habitable zone, then the fact that we're in one could be predicated on us being alive to ask the question.

Anyway, you might get more useful responses on an astronomy forum....like, for instance, which direction this heat source is traveling and whether it's anywhere near us. People with telescopes who know how to use them can figure these things out, you know.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

If you look out into space you'll notice the majority of star systems are either binary or trinary systems and yet our sun is on it's own? ooooookkkkkkk.

Our sun's companion is Jupiter.

and yet these binary and trinary systems have all been found to have gas giants far larger than Jupiter circling each star and yet we have 1 Sun and 4 gas giants who's sizes pale in comparison to the Gas giants of other stars?

 

[RoJoHen]

If you look out into space you'll notice the majority of star systems are either binary or trinary systems and yet our sun is on it's own? ooooookkkkkkk.

Our sun's companion is Jupiter.

and yet these binary and trinary systems have all been found to have gas giants far larger than Jupiter circling each star and yet we have 1 Sun and 4 gas giants who's sizes pale in comparison to the Gas giants of other stars?

Maybe our Gas Giants didn't eat their vegetables when they were growing up.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

and let's not forget something is tugging on the orbits of Uranus and Neptune and they have yet to find out what's doing it.

 

[Kommander]

Why are people not taking this seriously?

We've got about 3 years left and the clock is ticking.

Why aren't you taking my invasion fleet seriously?

Not taking the Kommandarian Imperial Invasion Fleet seriously is punishable by execution.

 

[Deckerd]

I always get nervous when Tacky starts on about tugging the orbit of uranus.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

I always get nervous when Tacky starts on about tugging the orbit of uranus.

I knew someone would post something like this when I wrote about a force tugging on Uranus, there's always one joker.