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I Am Officially Pooping My Pants Now!

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Hmm, a big black rectangle in space and nobody on a scifi site knows what it is.

*throws a bone in the air*
 
Well, can you tell it to invade already so it won't be blocking out view?
While I cannot yet determine what your fate will be once the invasion is complete, your impatience does not reflect well upon your usefulness to the new regime and will not change my planned timetable.

when is your invasion fleet scheduled to arrive?
I cannot disclose this information. For the time being, all humans are considered to be enemies of the Kommandarian Empire and to do so would not be in my best interest.
 
Google Sky (and perhaps the other one you mentioned as well) got their infrared imagery from the IRAS infrared space telescope taking an IR survey of the entire sky over a period of ten months in 1983. When it transmitted its recordings back to Earth there were gaps in the data, and these gaps appear as dark rectangles and other voids in the images. There's nothing sinister behind it, just some missing ones and zeroes.

Fortunately the numerous astronomers of the world are not just reliant on Google Sky images taken by a satellite over a quarter of a century ago, and can look at the same patch of sky with their very own infrared, optical, or other types of telescopes and say "Gee, no Nibiru there."
 
I, for one, welcome the check that's in the mail from our new Kommandarian overlor... space friends.
 
So what you are saying is that they are using 25+ year old ir images becasue...THEY ARE HIDING SOMETHING?!:rommie:
 
Google Sky (and perhaps the other one you mentioned as well) got their infrared imagery from the IRAS infrared space telescope taking an IR survey of the entire sky over a period of ten months in 1983. When it transmitted its recordings back to Earth there were gaps in the data, and these gaps appear as dark rectangles and other voids in the images. There's nothing sinister behind it, just some missing ones and zeroes.

Fortunately the numerous astronomers of the world are not just reliant on Google Sky images taken by a satellite over a quarter of a century ago, and can look at the same patch of sky with their very own infrared, optical, or other types of telescopes and say "Gee, no Nibiru there."

You're just not getting it!!!!!!

1) The blacked out square is different in 3 different sky viewing software, DIFFERENT! the square should be the same if data is missing.

2) There is an infra-red source giving off heat and there's nothing visible in that direction to be giving it off!

3) The wikisky blacked out sqaure is transparent and shows something beyond it. A black circle with 2 smaller circles on either side. The blacked out square is allowing us to see the source of the infra-red which isn't there in normal sky view!!!!
 
IT'S THE SUN!

It moves around the sky -- check

It's a huge infrared source -- check

It's blacked out in some views because the camera isn't going stare at it and burn out its ccd -- check
 
You're just not getting it!!!!!!

1) The blacked out square is different in 3 different sky viewing software, DIFFERENT! the square should be the same if data is missing.

2) There is an infra-red source giving off heat and there's nothing visible in that direction to be giving it off!

3) The wikisky blacked out sqaure is transparent and shows something beyond it. A black circle with 2 smaller circles on either side. The blacked out square is allowing us to see the source of the infra-red which isn't there in normal sky view!!!!
Are you implying that the invasion fleet of the Kommandarian Empire is employing cloaking devices? We would never be so cowardly!

If you apologize now and swear your loyalty to the Empire I'll consider not executing you.
 
Never fear, Earthlings! Krupponian battlecruisers have engaged the advancing Kommandarian warships near Sigma Draconis.

KrupponianMurderkill.jpg


Their puny ships are no match for superior Krupponian technology and firepower.
 
But then out of nowhere, a Nimitz class US naval aircraft carrier comes hurtling through space towards the fleet, apparently having just been slingshot around jupiter.
 
But then out of nowhere, a Nimitz class US naval aircraft carrier comes hurtling through space towards the fleet, apparently having just been slingshot around jupiter.
Indeed. Though the entire crew had died from exposure to hard vacuum (with very surprised looks on their faces), the ship might've made an effective kinetic-kill weapon if only it had some kind of guidance system.
 
You're just not getting it!!!!!!

1) The blacked out square is different in 3 different sky viewing software, DIFFERENT! the square should be the same if data is missing.

2) There is an infra-red source giving off heat and there's nothing visible in that direction to be giving it off!

3) The wikisky blacked out sqaure is transparent and shows something beyond it. A black circle with 2 smaller circles on either side. The blacked out square is allowing us to see the source of the infra-red which isn't there in normal sky view!!!!

But my argument has moar exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>> I am WINNER in exclamation escalation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <<<<< I feel like I should blog about my victory for some reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
You're just not getting it!!!!!!

1) The blacked out square is different in 3 different sky viewing software, DIFFERENT! the square should be the same if data is missing.

2) There is an infra-red source giving off heat and there's nothing visible in that direction to be giving it off!

3) The wikisky blacked out sqaure is transparent and shows something beyond it. A black circle with 2 smaller circles on either side. The blacked out square is allowing us to see the source of the infra-red which isn't there in normal sky view!!!!

But my argument has moar exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>> I am WINNER in exclamation escalation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <<<<< I feel like I should blog about my victory for some reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The electromagnetic railguns on Krupponian battlecruisers fire exclamation point-shaped shells. Its why we never lose!!!
 
But then out of nowhere, a Nimitz class US naval aircraft carrier comes hurtling through space towards the fleet, apparently having just been slingshot around jupiter.
Indeed. Though the entire crew had died from exposure to hard vacuum (with very surprised looks on their faces), the ship might've made an effective kinetic-kill weapon if only it had some kind of guidance system.

But before they died, they rigged to their vessel a self destruct sequence that was set to go off at just the right time as it passed the enemy fleet. Loaded up with clams gathered up from Cardigan bay, it became a Tachyon class limpet mine, where upon detonation, they'll all stick to the hull of your space ships and SLOW YOU DOWN!!! :lol:
 
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