Canon Trek: The Enemy Vessel that Approaches Yet Never Comes Within Visual Range
Canon Trek: The Blinking Lights, Spock, the Blinking Lights
Canon Trek: All This Useless Cardboard
Canon Trek: Toga Party
It should be...
*drum roll please*
... Star Trek XII!
Brilliant.
Main title should be Stewie Griffin's version of Shat's "Rocket Man".[...] Soundtrack to be done by Nimoy and Shatner.
With remixes of William Shatner's Mr. Tambourine Man/Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds and Leonard Nimoy's Twinkle, twinkle Little Earth/Music to watch Space Girls by? My, my...
I like Where No Man Has Gone Before...
But I would like it to be....Star Trek XII: Fuck the Canonistas, and Lets Make a Good Film...
Where No Self-Respecting Fan Will Ever Go Again
That is a terrible title.Unintentional double post...
That is a terrible title.Unintentional double post...
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