Facts About Captain Robau

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau was brought into being by the concentrated badass released by this fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM&feature=related

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau demands we post more otherwise the Second Coming will be delayed.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau doesn't ever, EVER get soggy in milk.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau knows the answers to the questions that weren't answered in the NuBSG finale.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau's badassness MIGHT be part Cylon.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau is the cure for Tvarkian Fire-Crotch.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is the god of the planet of the apes.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau's Law: Bald badass must NEVER kill bald badass.

 

[Dart]

Don't forget Captain Robau is only bald because he set his hair 10 challenges, each more difficult that the last to prove it's badass enough for his head.

 

[DeVario]

When Captain Robau plays with fire, the fire gets burned.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau arm wrestles beams of steel and wins every time.

 

[Dart]

Captain Robau smokes on the bridge.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau could kick the ass of Chuck Norris.

 

[DeVario]

The Jem'Hadar are created from Captain Robau DNA.

 

[Aragorn]

Captain Robau can watch soccer without falling asleep.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau's MSN Friends List:

-Bill Adama
-The Sisko
-Mr. T
-Marcus Fenix
-Dr. McNinja
-Chuck Norris
-Kamina
-Master Chief
-John McClane
-Kyle Katarn
-Jules Winnfield

 

[DeVario]

When Captain Robau burned copies of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn in front of a group a rabid Twilight fans, they cheered.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau doesn't need to close his eyes when the Ark of the Covenant is opened. While the spirits are flying around killing everyone who looked, Robau just glares at the spirit that's going to melt him and it simply skips to the next person without hesitation.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

When Lee Adama suggested people should give up all technology, Captain Robau caused his head to explode by laughing at him. That scene got cut from the tv version, sadly. It was too badass.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

-Jules Winnfield

What do they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese on the Kelvin?

A Robau.