Captain Robau made love to all our wives but we just don't care. We RESPECT him for it.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau is so badass, he understands the US tax code.
Plecostomus
Commodore
And that's why the IRS fears him.
Captain Robau once took a team of sherpas and climbed Tyra Banks' forehead.
No, it's that he knows the weekly changes to the Code even before they come off the presses at the Government Printing Office. He just knows.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau's first name really is Captain. Says so on his ID card, bitches.
"He who controls the sombreroes controls the universe."
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau walks into Subway and demands a poisonous spider and chili-pepper sandwich on herb and cheese you better NOT ask him if he wants it toasted damn it...
...you ask him "WHAT KIND OF POISON SPIDERS, SIR?"
...you ask him "WHAT KIND OF POISON SPIDERS, SIR?"
Captain Robau loves you.
WWRD....."What Would Robau Do?"
Captain Robau bitchslaped Unicron across the universe.
Captain Robau invented the LOLcat.
Captain Robau could defeat any other Starfleet captain in mortal combat with both hands and one foot tied behind his back, and he'd do it in only .0000000000005 seconds.
Captain Robau put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp.
Plecostomus
Commodore
He also wrote the Book Of Love, and knows why fools fall in love.
...if you have to ask it's some sort of biochemical pheromone thing or some shit, I dunno ask motherfucking Robau I'm a god-damn engineer.
Captain Robau introduced himself...he's a man...of wealth...and TAAAAAASTE...
Captain Robau kicks names and takes ass.
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