My wife reads this forum...

[Plecostomus]

She sits there at home without logging in following along.

How the hell am I going to cover the fact I have affairs running with 18 different members now? I mean god damn it I came here to get away from her but she's been STALKING ME the whole time.

godfuckingdamnit...

 

[auntiehill]

You are soooooooo busted.

 

[Spot's Meow]

Just another reason that Misc. should go back to being invisible for non-members.

 

[Mallory]

Ask Bonz about the TrekBBS version of the Witness Protection Program.

 

[Plecostomus]

The rate things are going now I'm gonna be the first chump served divorce papers via Private Message.

 

[backstept]

I've been wondering if your wife would put a machine gun on that stump

 

[Plecostomus]

I've been wondering if your wife would put a machine gun on that stump

Wit my luck it'll be a missile launcher.

 

[CorporalClegg]

Or Twitter.

What are you doing now: Servicing my husband for divorce!

 

[FrontLine]

Do what I did, deny everything and if anyone opens their mouths, silence them

 

[Plecostomus]

Or Twitter.

What are you doing now: Servicing my husband for divorce!

"OMG YOU GUYZ THE LOOK ON HIS FACE *photo attached*"

 

[SeerSGB]

The rate things are going now I'm gonna be the first chump served divorce papers via Private Message.

Nah...she'll get one of the mods to do it.


"Warning for flaming, you are now serving "Divorce" ban. Comments to PM"

 

[ManOnTheWave]

The rate things are going now I'm gonna be the first chump served divorce papers via Private Message.

She'd have to log in for that.

 

[John Picard]

HI MISSUS PLECOSTOMUS!!!

 

[Plecostomus]

HI MISSUS PLECOSTOMUS!!!

She's more of a grouper than a plecostomus....

 

[Misfit Toy]

HI MISSUS PLECOSTOMUS!!!

She's more of a grouper than a plecostomus....

So you're telling us she's into "groups", hmm? Boy are YOU in trouble!

 

[SPOCKED]

Never EVER tell your spouse where you air your dirty laundry online. It's supposed to be your sanctum sanctorum

Pleco, you poor sucker

 

[An Officer]

Join the club, Plecostomus. I merely ask mine to join in my threesomes, as the occasion arises... you have to think "holistically", my man! It's no use compartmentalising - there be dragons!

Not only does better half post here... mine has set some posting records or something... which amounts to being a WAY cooler poster than I...

 

[sidious618]

I would never in a thousand years post somewhere where a significant other or family member posted.

 

[Plecostomus]

She Txt'd me at lunch time: "you asshole. i'm joining"

We are doomed. All. Of. Us.

 

[An Officer]

Such fun! I love to see a good public scolding.