TOS Caption Contest #129 - Time

[Shatmandu]

^ Now that caption I KNOW you've used before.

TLV - my kind of poster.

Actually I think it's my first time resurrecting that decrepit gag. I should have used it on that Alexander pic a few compos ago, but still. Spocky the Vulcan Kangaroo will have to do.

If I couldn't reuse a joke, I'd only be able to post one, maybe two, captions for each contest.

Joe, schticky

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

^ Now that caption I KNOW you've used before.

TLV - my kind of poster.

Actually I think it's my first time resurrecting that decrepit gag. I should have used it on that Alexander pic a few compos ago, but still. Spocky the Vulcan Kangaroo will have to do.

If I couldn't reuse a joke, I'd only be able to post one, maybe two, captions for each contest.

Joe, schticky

Did a quick search of forums and found this classic by Rat Boy...

Peter: "Uncle Jim, what happened to my brothers Timmy and Sammy?"

Kirk: "Well, I'm afraid Timmy fell down a well and Sammy...well, I found a place that he'll fit right in..."

Vomit: "Fuck you Uncle Nazi for sticking me in the past!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "That pointy-eared S.O.B. He told me he was from Vulcan. Turns out he hails from Texas"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "I'm telling you, it's age discrimination. So what if I don't turn my head when I back out of the driveway? They better be getting out of my way, dammit! Yank my license, will they?"

Kirk: "I hear you, man."

Spock: "The Orion female nurse is giving sponge baths today."

Kirk: "Put me down for two!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: What happened to that mini-Carl Spock I saw running around here a minute ago."
McCoy: "Uhura blew him."
Kirk: "Jammy little bastard."
McCoy: "You misunderstand, Uhura thought he was some kind of alien dandelion. Blew his afro right off. Little bugger dived straight after it into a disposal vent."

 

[Gary7]

Although Kirk couldn't stand his incessant ramblings, Spock and Scotty always enjoyed having Andy Rooney do his 60 minutes segment on board.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Oh, God, it's Spock. Hide me!"

Kirk: "Why, what's wrong?"

McCoy: "We had a pact. If neither of us was married after we turned a hundred, we'd take a little trip to Massachusetts and get hitched. After all these years, that green-blooded son of a bitch remembers."

Spock: "I got the rings!"

McCoy: "On second thought, Jim, just kill me now."

Scotty: "Aye, his eyebrows are more bizarre than yours, Mr. Spock."

 

[Outpost4]

^ Now that caption I KNOW you've used before.

TLV - my kind of poster.

Actually I think it's my first time resurrecting that decrepit gag. I should have used it on that Alexander pic a few compos ago, but still. Spocky the Vulcan Kangaroo will have to do.

Sorry. I should have know it was Rat Boy instead.

I think somebody else used it, too. Maybe it was Nerys Myk. And I'm with Joe. If I couldn't post old jokes, I'd have no jokes at all.

 

[Rat Boy]

Rooney: "They're making faces behind me, aren't they?"

 

[highlander]

Spock was about to test his new form of martial arts. I was a combination of Ninjitsu and Cropdusting....or Crop-Fu for short.

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "I know Dr. McCoy said your balls were to saggy for the nude jumping jacks, but Mr. Spock and Mr. Scott here would like to judge for themselves."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Say, you don't think Dr. Wallace would mind changing out my Depends, do you?"

Kirk: "Depends."

McCoy: "That's what I said, my Depends. Think she'll go for it?"

Kirk: "Depends."

McCoy: "Oh, for crying out loud. Senility hit you at warp speed, didn't it?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I'm James T. Kirk."

Spock: "I'm Ca...Spock, just Spock."

Scotty: "And I'm Montgomery Scott. Those stories and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Stardates."

Rooney: "Even in the future they won't let me talk during the intro."

 

[cooleddie74]

Spock's drug-addled belief that he was invisible lasted all of ten seconds.

 

[cooleddie74]

"DAMMIT, JIM.

Scotty screwed up the colors of the Easter Eggs. That guy can't dip or use vinegar worth shit."

 

[Shatmandu]

^ Now that caption I KNOW you've used before.

TLV - my kind of poster.

Actually I think it's my first time resurrecting that decrepit gag. I should have used it on that Alexander pic a few compos ago, but still. Spocky the Vulcan Kangaroo will have to do.

Sorry. I should have know it was Rat Boy instead.

I think somebody else used it, too. Maybe it was Nerys Myk. And I'm with Joe. If I couldn't post old jokes, I'd have no jokes at all.

I find that switching the word "penis" for the word "fart," and vice-versa, opens a lot of doors.

Joe, flexible

 

[Shatmandu]

Thanks to creaky leather boots, it was discovered who had been pissing in the corner of Engineering.

 

[Rat Boy]

As much as Spock sparred with McCoy, replacing the doctor with Andy Rooney was the last straw.

 

[cooleddie74]

Spock hated it when jumpsuited strangers messed with his UNIVAC.

 

[cooleddie74]

"NO, Jim...I'm a grown adult!

I don't have to eat my fruit salad if I don't WANNA!"

"EAT IT, Bones...or else I'm gonna have Christine come down here and give it to you intravenously!!!"