*TAS* Caption Contest 001: Size Matters
- Thread starter Maurice
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"This is the last damn time I get tricked into going to the Apple Store."
"Hasbro never gets the facial sculpting just right...do they?"
It appears someone has glued a giant hand to this vulcan's head.
Kirk's first attempt to use his Super Sex Suck Machine 7000 ended in permanent groin injury and a nasty subspace lawsuit.
"Now THAT...is a big zit."
With apologies to the writers of another show...
"OK, one last time. That one is small... but the one out there is far away. Small... far away"
"Ted, it's just really fecking big!"
"OK, one last time. That one is small... but the one out there is far away. Small... far away"
"Ted, it's just really fecking big!"
The alien shapeshifter decided to crush Spock between his finger and thumb, then blend effortlessly into the rest of the crew.
"My hangnail to your mind...
My dirt and skin cells to your mind."
"This thing doesn't come with Bluetooth?
DAMMIT!!!!!"
Kirk: Scotty, can you hear me now?! F*ck, Verizon subspace!
The iPhone, circa 1970.
Kirk: Where the hell is my Black Book app?
For Vulcans, fingering takes on a whole new meaning.
Hey, a piece of cheese!
That's not all that's drawn with perspective, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
Yes.
I have a freakishly large penis! And it's bifurcated! Ha ha! Two!
Yes. Please just show it and get it over with. I'm infirm.
Ok! You asked for it!
Hot Sexy Female Voice: Intergalactic Sex Hotline...How may I "do" you?
Kirk: Uhura is that you????? ...never mind, whoever this is you sure sound really good and I just want to get all up in there baby, just crawl right up inside you...and you're not gonna belive this but I mean that literally!
