The bridge looks like a department store cosmetics section

[Gary7]

I don't know... maybe all the long white counters and glass reflections? But somehow the consoles along the back of the bridge look like cosmetic counters you see in department stores. Maybe it's the antithesis of all the dark bridges we've seen in the latest Star Trek movies?

Anyway, I wish I could find a good matching image on the Internet and doctor up a spoof on it...

 

[Michael]

The Apple stores will be pissed.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

 

[Michael]

^ Haven't seen them in a while.

 

[RAMA]

Never saw a department store that looks like an ipod

 

[trevanian]

Never saw a department store that looks like an ipod

Walk past the cosmetic aisle in TARGET

 

[miraclefan]

Never been to a 'IPOD' store in my life! so I would not know. And I ''WISH'' cosmetic counters at the J.C.Penny or Dillards looked that COOL!

 

[JuanBolio]

The bridge looks a LOT better in the cast interviews with the lighting dimmed. Maybe it'll dim like that for a red alert or something.

 

[Kryton]

Hey, if you want me to squirt some of my scent on you, I'm here for you, bro.

 

[miraclefan]

The bridge looks a LOT better in the cast interviews with the lighting dimmed. Maybe it'll dim like that for a red alert or something.

I hope so, Because if they dont dim the lights just a bit,I'm afraid I'd have to were SUNGLASSES during the bridge scenes!

Hey, if you want me to squirt some of my scent on you, I'm here for you, bro.

I DON'T even want to know!

 

[Nightfall to-Ennien]

Personally, I would like to know where the whole 'looks like an Apple Store' meme came from in the first place, as it certainly wasn't from someone who had actually been to an Apple store. Apple stores are actually furnished and decorated in fairly muted tones, with bead-blasted aluminum wall panels, grey slate floors, and nice warm wood furnishings...

 

[Dukhat]

Wow, yet another "the bridge looks like _______" thread. How original.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Personally, I would like to know where the whole 'looks like an Apple Store' meme came from in the first place, as it certainly wasn't from someone who had actually been to an Apple store. Apple stores are actually furnished and decorated in fairly muted tones, with bead-blasted aluminum wall panels, grey slate floors, and nice warm wood furnishings...

Absolutely Right(TM).

 

[CaptainStoner]

As long as it doesn't have a joystick, we're good.

 

[trevanian]

As long as it doesn't have a joystick, we're good.

Aren't the barcode scanners supposed to be an homage to that?

 

[trevanian]

Personally, I would like to know where the whole 'looks like an Apple Store' meme came from in the first place, as it certainly wasn't from someone who had actually been to an Apple store. Apple stores are actually furnished and decorated in fairly muted tones, with bead-blasted aluminum wall panels, grey slate floors, and nice warm wood furnishings...

I haven't been IN an apple store (get my mac stuff through school), but the one in Washington Square Mall is among the few stores there that produces obnoxious glare on the windows as you walk through there. So maybe it is more the reflectivity than the textures that evokes this feeling?

 

[M'Sharak]

Yeah.

We don't really need Yet Another Thread about "The Bridge Looks Like a Cosmetic Counter/Apple Store/____________!!!!111one1!"

Closing.