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TOS Caption Contest #77 - Sunset Strip

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Data: Mr. Worf, not to hurt your feelings, but some guests are complaining about your Klingon food. Some say it smells like human dejecta. In fact one of your burritos just killed Mr. Spock.
Spock (dying): I have been... and always shall be ... the real star of Star Trek.
Kirk: Len, there's something I have to tell you ... you really should try photographing good-looking women. Why this preference for fat ladies?
Gary: What the hell is going on here?
Redshirt: Wow, you should try the Klingon Blood Wine.
Bill Catching; Spock's Stunt Double (running): I'm sick of those BBSers confusing me with Leonard Nimoy! Isn't it enough that they don't stop humiliating me with this contest?
Female Redshirt (sitting): Wow, this contest isn't funny anymore! Is it ever going to end?
Neil Armstrong (floating outside): Yes, we just filmed this in a studio. You thought we went to the moon? Get real!
 
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Spock: "I lost my tour group. Where's Mao's tomb?"
Tank Man, shouting in Chinese: "<Stop running over the students!>"
Spock: "C'mon, dude; where's Mao's tomb? M-A-O's tomb. Big honcho, glass box, stuffed. You know?"
Tank Man, shouting in Chinese: "<They're just kids! You people killed hundreds last night! STOP THIS!>"
Spock: "God-fucking-dammit! Fucking rude Chinese bastard! I'm outta here ..."
 
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Nothing screams "revolution" like blue velour in Beijing on a warm June afternoon...
 
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Spock: "Listen, you dumb Chinaman! He's gonna turn you into a smear on the pavement, and NOONE will ever know you were here !!"
 
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Ensign: "Hey... woah... I just thoughta somethin... do you think the Klingon Empire will ever fall, man?"

Seven: "I'd love to stay and smoke weed with you, but I have a sexy cat chick to make out with."

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Spock tries to run away, but it's too late. He's already a photoshop meme.
 
Humm. Contest #77 was exactly one year ago. We are on contest #129 right now. That's 52 difference. One a week, even with delays. Hummm.
 
Outpost4 said:
Humm. Contest #77 was exactly one year ago. We are on contest #129 right now. That's 52 difference. One a week, even with delays. Hummm.
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My fault. I linked it mentioning that Stealth Spock debuted almost a year to the day that Running Spock did.
 
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