If that's S&M it's the tamest version I've ever heard of. It's fluffy pink handcuffs tame.
What's thegayest and most hetro-sexual thing you do?
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If that's S&M it's the tamest version I've ever heard of. It's fluffy pink handcuffs tame.
Not to the best of my knowledge, no.
The inspiration was pretty clear, but--no. It wasn't a Village People concert. It was put on by an Edmonton, Alberta society called "Northern Chaps." I just checked, and they're still around--they even have a website.At the time, I was much too drunk to feel awkward.
After I sobered up, I was much too bemused to feel awkward.
Well, I left out the tying-up and the nipple clamps. Plus, he was spanking that guy pretty hard: the 'whack' when two-by-four hit ass-cheek was startlingly loud.
But I bow to your wider experience in these matters.
I met my wife in choir, and you failed to mention one other 'not gay' thing about choir - when you're one of four guys in a choir full of women, and possibly the only straight one.
You're right. I've found some astoundingly cute girls in choir. The girl I'm courting now sings in a choir back home ( she's a foreign exchange student from Germany). My school's SATB chior has about 40 guys and 40 girls...but my school formed a Mens Chorale at the beginning of this year...and I must say, iut's my guilty pleasure. 87 guys. Wonderful music, including some pop songs that we'd never do in the mixed group. Right now, we're working on Billy Joel's For the Longest Time, among other more classical songs. Last concert, Van Morrison's Brown Eyed Girl was on the program.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEWa5RC_5Kw
I have a feeling that a lot of people think I'm gay... Hell, I'm not even sure that my own parents are entirely convinced I'm straight!
So, what are the gayest things I've done? Let's see... the first one that comes to mind is musical theatre. Some of the cast and crew of shows I've done have automatically assumed I was gay, just for being there (an assumption not entirely unwarranted -- there are a lot of gay men in musical theatre). I probably didn't help change that perception by accompanying some of my co-stars out to the local gay bar after performances -- and it definitely didn't help when the guy running the karaoke grabbed my butt and tried to dance with me (oh yeah, I also love karaoke... is that gay?).
What else... oh, I love Sex and the City. I think it was a great show. I remember mentioning this once to a bi female friend of mine -- she responded by asking me, "Are you sure you're straight?". Reasonably sure, yes.
I go tanning on occasion. I pluck between my eyebrows. I keep my apartment fairly neat and tidy, and I have specific places for all my belongings (I have a strong desire for order in my personal life... I guess that's not necessarily "gay", but I've found it's not too common amongst my fellow straight twentysomething male bachelors).
I get along well with women -- platonically, for the most part.
In fact, I find I usually have better friendships with women than I do with men, probably because I seem to have more in common with them. For example: I know this is cliche, but most men like sports. I know most of the men in my family like watching or playing them, and most of the boys I knew growing up enjoyed doing so as well. Myself, I've never been interested in watching sports -- in fact, doing so bores me to tears. And playing sports? Ughhhh.... definitely not my thing. I was never very good at any of them. So in my younger years, I hung out mostly with my small circle of fellow nerdy non-athletes... and from high school on, I generally started hanging out with more women than men. I've never really had a serious "more-than-friends" relationship with a woman, though, which probably fuels speculation that I'm gay. Seriously, taking all the above into account... well, as my gay sister put it once, "How did you not turn out to be the gay one?".
I'm also a strong advocate for gay rights, but that has nothing to do with my orientation. I consider myself a strong supporter of equality in general, so if I see prejudice in any form (such as homophobia), you can be sure I'll speak out against it.
Most hetero thing I do? Oh, geez... that's a tougher one.
Watch a lot of straight porn, I suppose (or girl on girl stuff... or MFF threesome porn... yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm straight, all evidence to the contrary ).
So, what are the gayest things I've done? Let's see... the first one that comes to mind is musical theatre. Some of the cast and crew of shows I've done have automatically assumed I was gay, just for being there (an assumption not entirely unwarranted -- there are a lot of gay men in musical theatre). I probably didn't help change that perception by accompanying some of my co-stars out to the local gay bar after performances -- and it definitely didn't help when the guy running the karaoke grabbed my butt and tried to dance with me (oh yeah, I also love karaoke... is that gay?).
What else... oh, I love Sex and the City. I think it was a great show. I remember mentioning this once to a bi female friend of mine -- she responded by asking me, "Are you sure you're straight?". Reasonably sure, yes.
I go tanning on occasion. I pluck between my eyebrows. I keep my apartment fairly neat and tidy, and I have specific places for all my belongings (I have a strong desire for order in my personal life... I guess that's not necessarily "gay", but I've found it's not too common amongst my fellow straight twentysomething male bachelors).
I get along well with women -- platonically, for the most part.
In fact, I find I usually have better friendships with women than I do with men, probably because I seem to have more in common with them. For example: I know this is cliche, but most men like sports. I know most of the men in my family like watching or playing them, and most of the boys I knew growing up enjoyed doing so as well. Myself, I've never been interested in watching sports -- in fact, doing so bores me to tears. And playing sports? Ughhhh.... definitely not my thing. I was never very good at any of them. So in my younger years, I hung out mostly with my small circle of fellow nerdy non-athletes... and from high school on, I generally started hanging out with more women than men. I've never really had a serious "more-than-friends" relationship with a woman, though, which probably fuels speculation that I'm gay. Seriously, taking all the above into account... well, as my gay sister put it once, "How did you not turn out to be the gay one?". I'm also a strong advocate for gay rights, but that has nothing to do with my orientation. I consider myself a strong supporter of equality in general, so if I see prejudice in any form (such as homophobia), you can be sure I'll speak out against it.
Most hetero thing I do? Oh, geez... that's a tougher one.
Watch a lot of straight porn, I suppose (or girl on girl stuff... or MFF threesome porn... yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm straight, all evidence to the contrary ).
^^ My uncles always called me Gay when I was a kid because I hated stuff like sports and always advocated Human Rights for Gays. I think they were probably just trying to intimidate me into shutting up about Gay Rights, though, since women were always one of my major interests.
^ My lack of interest in sports is one of the reasons why many who know me think that I'm gay. The normally shut up when I point out to them that one of the reasons I don't play sports ( besides my total lack of athletic ability), is that I don't enjoy walking around a locker room with other, sweaty, almost naked guys. That shuts them up pretty quickly...
I guess the gayest thing I "do" is the guy I sleep with.
The most hetero thing I do is probably changing the oil on my car.
Crap, that's what I was going to say, almost verbatim. Dang you!
Ironically, I used to do the same thing when accused of the same thinig.
In the gay department I just started selling women's designer jeans on E-Bay, but as an excuse I plead being unemployed for 15 months. Seems thrift stores are filled with old jeans that dumb people will pay a lot of money for if you just know the right ones to buy. Fortunately my girlfriend knows exactly which ones to buy.
Hetero? Probably referencing my girlfriend on the Star Trek BBS so I don't seem gay.
Hetero? Probably referencing my girlfriend on the Star Trek BBS so I don't seem gay.
After admitting all that, you really need him to actually say it?
