Movie Caption Contest #82: Up Your Shaft

[cooleddie74]

"It's wee fine having such MANLY moustaches...isn't it, lad?"

"By the way.

I have the Richard Marx mixtape. Whenever you're ready to swing by the Senate offices and pick it up."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Why no, I'm not familiar with the ancient Earth belief known as 'karma,' where one acts like a douche and gets his comeuppance... why do you ask? And, by the way, look over the transwarp drive."

"You MUST tell me your stylist!"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Midshipman Peter Preston? Ah, yes, the Styles ALSO have a long, proud history in Starfleet. Why, my cousin Captain Estaban is three months from retirement, I've got a half-nephew working the Spacedock transporter room, and a nephew entering command training. The fellow's name is John Harriman."

 

[cooleddie74]

"So ye like my new bomber jacket, Captain?

Got if off of UFPBay. Real bloody cheap."

"I thought you'd never again speak of our love in front of the PRAETOR..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Well, the nude jumping jacks were required on the Enterprise."

 

[Nerys Myk]

The WHAM reunion tour got off to rocky start.

 

[Candlelight]

"...and that Mr Scott is the secret of transparent aluminum. Make sure you keep it to yourself, both here and in the past or future. Don't want you poluting the timeline or anything"

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Yes, I fixed your bidet ... <then, under breath> ... so the next time yeh go to wet yer arse, it'll spray at Warp two-point-five ..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: 'Tis a pleasure to be working with you, ya strutting poppinjay.

STYLES: The pleasure is mine, you decrepit, decaying hulk.

 

[cooleddie74]

The reunion tour of A Flock of Seagulls was even more poorly received than the worst-case scenarios predicted.

 

[cooleddie74]

STYLES:"I know it was YOU that overflowed the men's toilet on Deck 10, Captain Scott. So...stop lying. Just be a man about it and we'll BOTH get along a lot better."

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Mister Sulu sends his regards, yeh bleedin' poof."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"That's the biggest bloody cigar I've EVER SEEN in me whole LIFE, sir."

 

[Mistral]

Scott: "Captain, I believe you've been stabbed with a Klingon pain stick."

Styles: "It's just a flesh wound..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Tennis racquet, Captain?"

"No. But tennis IS a racket if you ask me."

 

[Mistral]

"Just a little longer, he says. The movie should start any time, he says. My hair was freakin' black when we came in to the theater, for God's sake!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I still don't know WHY the Praetor installed wall urinals out in the open...inside the Senate chamber."

"SHHHHHH. I'm losing my stream."

 

[Candlelight]

Suddenly the senator had an urge to put the band back together.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Nice jacket."

"Thanks. My wife keeps pestering me to wear what all the cool traitors to the Empire are wearing this season."

 

[Kirby]

Styles: And make sure that you report to Dr. Howser for your physical...

Guy on the left: Damn, I wish The Gap for Romulans sold more than one type of suit.