The Difference Between Men and Women

[Captain X]

Women's shoes are made by misogynistic bastards who make them as uncomfortable as possible for the sake of fashion.

And I've always wondered why they keep buying the things and wearing them if they're just going to end up slipping them off or whining because they're uncomfortable. Meanwhile, I wear combat boots.

Oh, and here's my contribution to the thread:

 

[RoJoHen]

Meanwhile, I wear combat boots.

I splurged today and bought a $50 pair of Nike running shoes.

Otherwise, I wear $11 tennis shoes from Walmart.

Girls and shoes...it's something I will never understand.

 

[Captain X]

It's mainly because they have different shoes for different outfits as I've come to understand. Sort of like I have about 5 different pairs of combat boots that each serve different purposes because they have different soles/uppers/breatheability/water resistance/etc. Of course this is a matter of function and not fashion (except in the case of the "nice" pair I keep polished up), but I digress.

 

[RoJoHen]

Well, yeah, I know that's the reason. But sometimes they go way overboard.

 

[MANT!]

Men..cut this out and keep it..(Just not in your wallet..That's the first place she'll look)...

Women are aliens from another planet, No really..they were put on this earth to torture men with their evil alien mind games..("If you don't know..I'm not gonna tell you!!)..look at all the life support equipment they must have to live when any native creature needs very little to survive on Earth.(Fellah's, look at the bathroom when she is finished for proof and don't even think about the purse)..The toilet is actually a communication device where they get instructions from their home planet..the toilet seat is obviously some form of antenna...

 

[opali]

Men keep their shoes on at work. I'm yet to work in an office where all the women are able to keep their shoes on their feet at all times. But then all the offices I've worked in the women were all referred to by their name. The men made up names for each other.

I've noticed this too, women have the damnest time keeping their shoes on their damn feet. Either the shoe is completley, slipped off being dangled by the toes, etc, etc. etc. What's the deal with that ladies?

Actually, I do the toe dangle when I am comfortable around someone. I don't, but many women spend a lot of money on pedicures and it is a way of showing off, perhaps, or admiring their cute tootsies. In general, I think it is a female's way of relaxing more than just her feet.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Men are more likely to start Misc. threads about male-female foibles, relationships, and quirks, than women.

At leat that's what I've seen this week...

 

[jamestyler]

And those who say men will always tell you what's wrong don't know (1) my father; (2) my ex-husband; (3) my current and final husband; or (4) about half of my male friends. What they say is, "Never mind, I'll get over it." You should be able to imagine some ominous-sounding music behind those words.

That I can deal with a bit more... it's a confirmation somethings bothering them, but something they'll work through without bothering you with it. Frustrating as hell and it drives me just as insane, but at least it's something as not as dismissive.

ah i am just laughing at the stupid sillyness of it all.

That's the best way Whenever this discussion comes up offline it starts funny and then one side takes offense. Nothings said (well, nothing I say ) in all seriousness.

 

[Jetfire]

The difference is men have pee-pees and women have who-whos.

The real diffrence is more than a blanket statement, not all men are the same and not all women are the same.


JF

 

[ITL]

Men..cut this out and keep it..(Just not in your wallet..That's the first place she'll look)...

Women are aliens from another planet, No really..they were put on this earth to torture men with their evil alien mind games..("If you don't know..I'm not gonna tell you!!)..look at all the life support equipment they must have to live when any native creature needs very little to survive on Earth.(Fellah's, look at the bathroom when she is finished for proof and don't even think about the purse)..The toilet is actually a communication device where they get instructions from their home planet..the toilet seat is obviously some form of antenna...

 

[captcalhoun]

men can have the same haircut for decades and no one cares.

women have to change their hairstyle every couple months.

men can get away with wearing the same outfits all year.

women have to change outfits every week. some times, every day.

 

[JonathonWally]

Women tend to smell better.


In reality, society values and judges men and women on different things, and both sexes then value and judge themselves by them.

With all my female friends and girlfriends and such, I know the relationship is in a good place when she doesn't slap on the warpaint, tosses on the ratty sneakers and comes over and we sit on the couch and do absolutely nothing.

Don't get me wrong, I like to dress up and go out and cause trouble, but sitting and zoning out together is just as awesome.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Girls and shoes...it's something I will never understand.

It's like guys and cars.

 

[Hermiod]

^I don't own a car nor do I have a licence to drive one. I get bored with racing video games easily too.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Dude, i'm totally gay and totally love cars.

 

[jamestyler]

It's like guys and cars.

True. Though... I know nothing about cars. I remember describing my old car to the police and all could say was "It's... uh... red."

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I may not know much about the internal workings of cars, but i know alot about how they look on the outside. I can tell what kind of car it is by looking at it, and sometimes, jsut from the head light configuration when i look in my mirrors.

 

[Hermiod]

Dude, i'm totally gay and totally love cars.

My point was not all guys love cars and not all girls love shoes.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Oh i know. But stereotypes are there for a reason.

 

[Deckerd]

Are you stereotypical enough to love shoes Shameless?