What's thegayest and most hetro-sexual thing you do?

[Jayson]

Going by sterotypes of course. The thread issort of inspired by that moment from "The Office" were Oscar sayt of the finner club society was the gayest thing he did next to having sex with men. You can't count sex either which might not be ahuge deal her on a Star Trek message board.


Anyways the gayest thing I do is I pratically swoon whenever I listen to Mandy by Barry Manilow and any muscial number from "Greese."

The most hetro thing I do is get angry alot at assholes.


Jason

 

[Emher]

Perhaps not THE gayest thing, but I never miss an episode of Grey's Anatomy, and each week when I see it I cook a good big cup of tea and have some chocolate. It's my time of the week to be a girl.

And the most hetero thing is like...in dunno, swearing at the dumb fucks in traffic when driving I guess. Or that I have a manly beard.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Ok i'll admit it, I can do this fantastic gay walk and fantastic gay voice. It's so gay that people immediately burst out into laughter and never stop asking me to do it again. I've regretted ever showing it to people.

 

[Emher]

^I did that after having to play very "gay" in theater class in high school and my sis asked me what that meant. I showed her and now it's about a year since she asked about it last. I graduated high school in 2003.

 

[jamestyler]

I wrestle other men in spandex. I think that wins both titles.

 

[CaptainHawk1]

What's thegayest and most hetro-sexual thing you do?

Your mom.

J/K.

Sorry.. had to be 12 for a moment.

I actually like Sex in the City and Flavor of Love, that's pretty gay.

I also would like to have a manpurse.

Everything else I do though, oozes heterosexuality.

Get closer to your monitor, you can smell it right now.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Well, I write Poetry, which could be considered Gay. But I write Poetry about all the women I've known, so that's pretty Hetero.

And "Mandy" is a good song. Barry Manilow had three or four good ones.

 

[jamestyler]

I actually like Sex in the City and Flavor of Love, that's pretty gay.

Liking Sex and the City is gay?

Flavor of Love... assuming its the reality show, that's comedy gold. A woman fighting for a mans affection by crapping on the floor? Genius.

Everything else I do though, oozes heterosexuality.

Get closer to your monitor, you can smell it right now.

It smells like pure gasoline!

 

[Holdfast]

Going by sterotypes of course. The thread issort of inspired by that moment from "The Office" were Oscar sayt of the finner club society was the gayest thing he did next to having sex with men. You can't count sex either which might not be ahuge deal her on a Star Trek message board.


Anyways the gayest thing I do is I pratically swoon whenever I listen to Mandy by Barry Manilow and any muscial number from "Greese."

The most hetro thing I do is get angry alot at assholes.


Jason

what a topic

OK, sticking with the fun of the stereotypes:

"gayest" - hello??? Look who's posting! Either my clothes obsession; or that I regularly order in a herbal face wash from an online spa cosmetics site; or maybe the fact that I'm currently listening to Taylor Swift; or possibly that middle-aged fag hags seem to find me irresistable as well... or maybe just the Mary Poppins avatar... hell, you decide!

"most hetero" - the fact that I always, but always, check out a girl's legs (no, not just to see what shoes she's wearing), or that I drive a ridiculously gas-guzzling car. And probably some of the shit I did when I was an RAF cadet - flying around in attack helicopters, abseiling, shooting semi-automatic rifles, running assault courses, camping out in the wilderness surrounded by other naked men in tents. Wait a second...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I like that Erasure song "Chains Of Love". That'd probably be the gayest thing.

Most hetero...no idea. Does girl/girl porn count?

or possibly that middle-aged fag hags seem to find me irresitable as well...

What's a "fag hag"?

 

[JonathonWally]

I'm wearing black leather pants right now.

Count for both?

 

[James Bond]

Gayest - I'm well groomed, and I regularly have my eyebrows threaded and plucked.

Most Hetero - I'm a horny bastard?

 

[CaptainHawk1]

I like that Erasure song "Chains Of Love". That'd probably be the gayest thing.

Most hetero...no idea. Does girl/girl porn count?

or possibly that middle-aged fag hags seem to find me irresitable as well...

What's a "fag hag"?

Fag hags are heterosexual women who are usually fat and or unattractive who gravitate toward homosexual men because they make them feel beautiful.

My cousin is a notorious one.

 

[CaptainHawk1]

I actually like Sex in the City and Flavor of Love, that's pretty gay.

Liking Sex and the City is gay?

Flavor of Love... assuming its the reality show, that's comedy gold. A woman fighting for a mans affection by crapping on the floor? Genius.

Everything else I do though, oozes heterosexuality.

Get closer to your monitor, you can smell it right now.

It smells like pure gasoline!

Damn skippy.

 

[Holdfast]

Gayest - I regularly have my eyebrows threaded and plucked.

Gay. But also hard as nails to tolerate the plucking. So that makes you hetero.

God, you're confusing.

I like that Erasure song "Chains Of Love". That'd probably be the gayest thing.

Do you like Relax, by Frankie Goes to Hollywood too? 'cos that would be SUPER-gay.

or possibly that middle-aged fag hags seem to find me irresitable as well...

What's a "fag hag"?

You know those women who like to hang around gay guys all the time?

I'm wearing black leather pants right now.

Count for both?

Yes. Especially if assless.

 

[wamdue]

gayest, always noticing the half naked Green Arrow in the Smallvile promo? does that count

straightest thing, um loose all track of time, whilst watching a Girls Aloud video, Biology being the best for that.

 

[RoJoHen]

Gayest? I love boy bands. I can fucking rock out to some Backstreet Boys any day of the week.

Hetero? I dunno. A few months ago, I helped my friend replace her car battery and change a flat tire at the same time. I told her it was probably the straightest thing I'd ever done.

 

[thestrangequark]

I wrestle other men in spandex. I think that wins both titles.

Thank you! You made me snort my tea I laughed so hard!

Am I the first woman to post in here? I don't know if it's as fun for a woman, given it's more "acceptable" for us to explore masculine pursuits than it is for men to pursue feminine ones, but here they are:

Hetero: Just look in my closet. Or at my hatstands.

Lesbianest--I've definitely listened to the Indigo Girls while drooling over Google image searches of Billie Piper.

 

[jamestyler]

Gayest? I love boy bands. I can fucking rock out to some Backstreet Boys any day of the week.

I can empathise. A night before a massive road trip a group of us began driving round some rough areas with the windows down signing along to Backstreet Boys. Though it only really got fun when I announced I'd brought along my 5ive CD... which I had previously used to play while I walked to the ring for a match.

Right... thought about giving this a proper answer...

The gayest... Proably that I love gossip. It's like a sickness. My gem of the week so far has been that Caitlen cheated on her boyfriend with Mick in the gents toilets after snorting coke off the floor. I say that here - no one cares. I spent most of yesterday desperatly trying not to say it to anyone. Especially on a forum we all post on.

As a secondary to that I seem to have a thing for musical theatre.

The staightest... the deal was no sex... but I can't help it. If a woman passes by or comes within sniffing distance my eyes will have scanned her out before she see's me. Sometimes it can be as discrete as that. Other times I have been known to say "Nice!" and forget to use my inside voice.

In the middle of those... I can tell a cup size with a glance, tell you if the bra's fitting you right and if not, what size you should be wearing. With a glance.

It could be my sleaze and love for the ladyparts. It could be the Gok Wan effect. I don't know.

I wrestle other men in spandex. I think that wins both titles. Thank you! You made me snort my tea I laughed so hard!

Always happy to please. I do tell the newbies that come to the school if you don't feel gay doing the moves, you're not doing them right.

Now... about this Billie Piper thing...

 

[Holdfast]

gayest, always noticing the half naked Green Arrow in the Smallvile promo? does that count

This almost crosses the line from stereotype "gay" into actual gay...

straightest thing, um loose all track of time, whilst watching a Girls Aloud video...

...But given this half of your answer, I don't think so!