Entering into Heaven

[Zulu Romeo]

Eh, I wouldn't mind chewing the fat with Virgil and all his fellow pagans.

 

[judge alba]

apparently were are all gods children so yeah I'd just say
"daddy I've come home!"
and in i go

 

[Davros]

I do not deserve to enter into any heaven.

Why the hell not?

 

[Michael Chris]

Because I have sinned.

 

[Scout101]

thought that's what Jesus was for, to give you a free pass for your sins as long as you believe in him?

How that helps, or makes it better, I'm not sure, but that's the story...

 

[Philo]

I'm sure my answer would be something along the lines of, "Are you kidding me? Pearly Gates? For real?"

I'd be pretty disappointed to find that the mystery of life and the universe was revealed to be nothing more than something two steps removed from an after-school special. I'd suspect I was dreaming, but I know my imagination is better than that.

I'd rather take a trip to Pittsburgh.

I entered heaven the day I registered on the trekbbs.

Hallelujah

Is your real name Rocky Valentine, by any chance?

 

[Davros]

Because I have sinned.

So what? God made you imperfect, he should cut you some slack. Nobody deserves not to get into heaven in my opinion. Not even Satan deserves eternal punishment.

 

[Australis]

^ What he said. Definitely.

 

[JoeZhang]

I'd take an iron chariot and smash the gates down. The god of the Christians doesn't like it up em..

 

[The Borg Queen]

Yep. Even their God is powerless against iron chariots.

 

[Michael Chris]

Because I have sinned.

So what? God made you imperfect, he should cut you some slack. Nobody deserves not to get into heaven in my opinion. Not even Satan deserves eternal punishment.

He should do no such thing! I have failed Him through my own free will.

 

[RandyS]

I'd take an iron chariot and smash the gates down. The god of the Christians doesn't like it up em..

While I applaud your desire for senseless destruction, wouldn't be easier to just slip St. Peter a $50?

That's my plan.

One of them anyway.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

wouldn't be easier to just slip St. Peter a $50?

I'm thinking about knifing him and then stealing his robes and taking over his job. Anybody shows up I will either have a laugh by telling them Heaven is full and send them on their way or i'll milk them for all they're worth before letting them in.

 

[RyanKCR]

Yep. Even their God is powerless against iron chariots.

False. You didn't even read the context of what had happened. It was really simply that the men did not follow God's commands and did not allow God to act on their behalf because they feared the chariots.
And because they didn't follow God they failed.

 

[The Borg Queen]

And yet again Ryan is a fucking liar. Why am I not surprised?

Judges 1:19
And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

 

[Kelso]

Which afterlife has the virgins? I'd rather go there.


Wasn't it Alan Watts who said, "The christian heaven sounds just as bad as the christian hell. Who wants to be in church forever?" Or something to that effect.

 

[TheLonelySquire]

Which afterlife has the virgins? I'd rather go there.


Wasn't it Alan Watts who said, "The christian heaven sounds just as bad as the christian hell. Who wants to be in church forever?" Or something to that effect.

The same one that...oh, never mind!

 

[GodThingFormerly]

Which afterlife has the virgins? I'd rather go there.

I prefer my women experienced and cynical, but I am not aware of any religions where the righteous are rewarded upon death with a palace full of hot fortysomething divorcees.

Which Heaven?

Valhalla? Elysium? Nirvana?

Svarga for me, pliz.

TGT

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

wouldn't be easier to just slip St. Peter a $50?

I'm thinking about knifing him and then stealing his robes and taking over his job. Anybody shows up I will either have a laugh by telling them Heaven is full and send them on their way or i'll milk them for all they're worth before letting them in.

The Blessed Exchequer?

 

[T'Baio]

Because I have sinned.

So what? God made you imperfect, he should cut you some slack. Nobody deserves not to get into heaven in my opinion. Not even Satan deserves eternal punishment.

He should do no such thing! I have failed Him through my own free will.

Man, I wish I could go through life worrying about how much I've failed my God. Christianity sounds so awesome!