TOS Caption Contest #125 - 5 Day Work Week

[Rat Boy]

Ensign Aryan: "Sir, our blinker is still on..."

Sulu: "Shut up!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

INDY (off camera): Don't look Marion, whatever you do, don't open your eyes!

 

[Rat Boy]

In the Mirror Universe, putting crayons in the microwave passed for scientific experiments.

 

[M'Sharak]

"But... can you make a martini with this, Bones? Answer me that!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I don't care which one of you won the drinking contest, just clean this mess up!

 

[Mistral]

"My God! It's full of stars!"

 

[Mistral]

"Come on! Have at ye, then!"

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "We can...color Easter eggs...until next Thursday...but what good...will it do?"

Uhura: "Actually, Captain, we can't. Easter's this Sunday."

Scotty: "Aye, the lad's a moron in at least two universes..."

McCoy: "Where's the logic in coloring eggs for Easter?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "So if the Kirk of this universe is straight, does that mean I'm gay?"

 

[Cakes488]

CUT...CUT!!!!!!!! That's it, I'm calling my lawyer, Rodenberry you know damn well THAT was not written in the scene!

 

[Cakes488]

Sulu was at first surprised and then quickly delighted when he discovered a secret control in the captain's chair which activated a vibrateing anal butt plug. THIS WAS A DEFINITELY A RED ALERT!

 

[Tan Ru]

WOW! There are flintlock pistols on display on the wall behind the actors.

I have never noticed that before............gotta love TOS; all the little things that went into it made it fun to watch and re-watch, and re-watch and re-watch and re-watch etc.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"The contest's been over for DAYS.

And none of you have cleaned this mess up yet?

To the Agony Booth with ALL OF YOU!!! Guard!!!"

 

[Zachary Smith]

I SWEAR to GOD, this is the LAST time I'm EVER working with a cartoon Road Runner! DAMN IT!!

 

[cooleddie74]

"I can't believe I was agonizingly engulfed by the WHOLE THING..."

 

[Gary7]

"[Oh no, no--I can't believe it. I just crapped my pants!! What am I going to do? I can't just sit here... whew, this stinks!]"

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."

"Yeah, well, that's the last time I try lighting the barbecue with a phaser!"