If I was a Billionaire.
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If I were a billionaire, I'd give a large piece of it to my family. My sister has down syndrome and diabetes and so will likely never be able to take care of herself, so she could certainly use the money. My mother has the presently impractical dream of retiring on Hawaii, and if I had the money I'd help with that.
After that I'd buy all the miscellaneous odds and ends that I want at the moment, mostly CDs, a few DVDs, some books and a couple new fish for the salt water aquarium would be nice.
Then I'd stick the rest in the bank, take out just enough for a trip to Japan and hop on a plane. Anyone who's been paying attention to me for the last two years knows exactly why.
The rest would be used in time. Probably on real estate somewhere. That and muffins. I'd buy a lot of muffins.
After that I'd buy all the miscellaneous odds and ends that I want at the moment, mostly CDs, a few DVDs, some books and a couple new fish for the salt water aquarium would be nice.
Then I'd stick the rest in the bank, take out just enough for a trip to Japan and hop on a plane. Anyone who's been paying attention to me for the last two years knows exactly why.
The rest would be used in time. Probably on real estate somewhere. That and muffins. I'd buy a lot of muffins.
I can be a bit random in that department, yes.
The French figure skater from 15 years ago? I like the randomness of your fantasy girls.
But Surya is a longstanding crush. She's still around, as an American professional skater. She actually lived about a half hour away from me for a while, but now she's in Las Vegas.
Awesome. Your husband's a lucky guy. Incidently my friends consider me an oddball for preffering this threesome configuration to the more usual male fantasy with doing two girls at once. I just think that would be a lot of work and would just prefer to work together with another guy to make the girl feel as good as possible.
Also this makes me realise I didn't include anything regarding toi sex on my list. Probably don't think about it since my sex life at the moment is very uneventful
So let me add this to the list:-Organise the first TrekBSS Group Sex Meetup. It's been disussed before, and with unlimited funds there's no reason not to get it organised
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I would become a mod at the TrekBBS.
Heh.So that means the original restraining order is no longer in effect. Go for it, RJ!
My old boss used to see her practicing in the rink near her house; she was going to take me there to meet her, but we never got around to it in time.
I'll settle for getting the stadiums built first. The sooner the last of the multipurpose monstrosities is bulldozed to the ground and consigned to the ash heap of history, the better.
What about world domination?
I think I'd employ people to make things for me, and I could specify exactly how I want them. I'd play an active role in their design, and have these products manufactured principally for my own benefit.
But once I was happy with the products I had developed, I'd have them mass produced and the world could then enjoy my superior designs
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I would build homeless shelters, hospitals, food banks, schools, faith centers (church/synagogue/mosque/temple/etc), recreation centers, laboratories, pour funding into police and fire departments, innovative new technologies, research & development for medical, social and environmental problems, space technologies, rebuild our infrastructure, and then, after all that, I'd buy me a nice car, a nice house, some new clothes, and then go on vacation in France for a few weeks.
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First I'd pay off my debts. But then, by the time I became debt-free, I wouldn't know what to do next. [But you would think of something... 
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But seriously, I honestly wouldn't do much with all that unlimited money (which, let's face it, equates POWER™ and Influence™ in this crazy world). I'd probably only end up getting noticed, and that sort of thing winds you up on the cover of Heat magazine and such like. Which is clearly a Bad Thing™.
Besides, there are many others who'd need the money more than me. My parents, for instance. The debt collectors (because I value my knees). Our fund-starved scientists and engineers and medical centres. The people of Great Ormond Street and such charities. Holdfast. Me, I'd only blow it all on cheap booze and flat hookers. Or something.
I wouldn't want the excess stuff - just enough to let me continue my way of life forever. (Or until I die. Whichever comes first. 
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But seriously, I honestly wouldn't do much with all that unlimited money (which, let's face it, equates POWER™ and Influence™ in this crazy world). I'd probably only end up getting noticed, and that sort of thing winds you up on the cover of Heat magazine and such like. Which is clearly a Bad Thing™.
Besides, there are many others who'd need the money more than me. My parents, for instance. The debt collectors (because I value my knees). Our fund-starved scientists and engineers and medical centres. The people of Great Ormond Street and such charities. Holdfast. Me, I'd only blow it all on cheap booze and flat hookers. Or something.
I wouldn't want the excess stuff - just enough to let me continue my way of life forever.
(Or until I die. Whichever comes first. )Meh.What about world domination?
-Organise the first TrekBSS Group Sex Meetup. It's been disussed before, and with unlimited funds there's no reason not to get it organised
Do we really have to wait until someone becomes a bajillionare to get this one going?
-Organise the first TrekBSS Group Sex Meetup. It's been disussed before, and with unlimited funds there's no reason not to get it organised
Do we really have to wait until someone becomes a bajillionare to get this one going?
I'm in.
Buy my way into politics in a big way, corrupting as many people onto my payroll as possible. Be the power behind the throne. One I have control over the political and legal spheres, which are pretty cheap in the grand scheme of things and could be bought for about a billion if carefully spent, I'd then be able to generate enough money/influence to get involved in the more expensive and fun stuff, like the military. Even with a government's assets at my beck and call, I'd still struggle to manage capital markets, so I'd need a few big i-banks. Fortunately, I hear they're on sale these days....
Then, the Holdfast Hegemoy will emerge....
