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Movie Caption Contest #78: Brothers in Arms

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Rat Boy

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Wait, sit down; there's no need to get up yet, since it's time for another caption contest. First, as always, let us recognize...

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For the picture of Amanda only learning now the real reason why Saavik was staying on Vulcan, our winner is...

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Oh sure, off he goes to save the Galaxy, again. But you can be sure, he's not going to take even a minute to call his mother and let her know he's OK. *sigh* That boy...

And for the picture of Data's baptism ceremony, our winner is...

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Picard: "Analysis Mr Data."

Data: {puzzled} "Curious, Captain. I am detecting an ominous series of notes being played on a cello."

Complete with music, too. Finally, for the picture of Walter Koenig flipping out over the initial prop to be used on his head (one with big, pointy spikes), our winner is...

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Koenig: "This 'living prop' needs to take a piss."


And our Photoshop winners:

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"Is it... is it that smudge over there?"

Picard's eyesight got extremely poor in his later years. Here we can see him trying to locate a Bird of Prey.

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"Is that Peter Griffin...?"
"Yeah... and I think... HE'S STEALING MY COUCH!"

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"A little quicker Mr Data. They're getting away."

Congratulations to the winners and here are our updated totals:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 37
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 33
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 27
Gertch (Hall of Fame) 24
Shatmandu 18
The Laughing Vulcan 17
Outpost4 15
Triskelion 13
Turd Ferguson 13
Nebusj 11
scottydog 11
Diesel Micky Dolenz 11
EliyahuQeoni 10
BriGuy 9
Kegek 8
zephramac 8
cultcross 7
middyseafort 7
DS9Sega 7
John_Picard 6
Tharpdevenport 6
Atavachron 6
Herkimer Jitty 6
LeadHead 6
SciFi75 5
Finn 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
The Cutest of Borg 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
jptrekker 4
Bad Atom 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
Peach Wookie 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
casey 2
Redshirts Widow 2
Cky 2
Mistral 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1
Alrik 1
BriGuy 1
26138 1
Toban Kal 1

That list is getting longer and longer all the time. Now then, for this week we've got two pictures dedicated to one of the most overused plot twists in cinema: the long lost brother. First, we have Spock wishing he was adopted and second, we have Data walking in on Crusher and B-4 at an inappropriate moment. Enjoy:

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Sybok: "Just think. If our Dad hadn't gotten drunk at that bachelor party and knocked up the stripper, I wouldn't be here!"


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Data: "Excuse me, Doctor, but what are you doing with his hands?"
 
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Sybok: Spock, I knew that we would met at Movie Caption Contest #28...
Spock: Actually... it's 78.

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B4: Human females are so... repulsive.
Data: No, B4, just this one.
 
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Luckinbill: "We're like fucking done professionally. Fuckin' ass."
 
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Nichols: "Like fuck is that Sean Connery! Call my agent! Fan dance my ass! Shatner is so toast!"


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Crusher: "I'm sorry Data, there's nothing I can do about it. Spare Head 3 has robot dementia."

Spare Head 3: "Ee lass, yer a right looker for a ginger minx, fancy a quickie behind t'bike sheds?"
 
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yeah, it's a little obvious, but fuck it...

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Crusher: "Data, when I asked you for a little head, this wasn't quite what I meant."
 
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Crusher: Peek-a-boo! Who's a good little android? You are. Yes, you are.
B4: Are all human women this annoying?
Data: No just her.
 
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Crusher: "Data, we thought you were dead."

Data: "I keep spares around for such an occurrence."
 
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Bald guy: "Are we on cops?"
Sybok: "Shut up you moron!"
Uhura: "Ugh... the tard's pants are now completely off"
Bald guy: "Are we on cops?"
Sybok: "Shut your mouth!"
Bald guy: "I will if you shut your pie hole"

*fight breaks out*

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"So life like... it's amazing how the hair falls like that... the eyes look almost real...."
"True B4, but please, stop describing Dr Crusher while she's trying to examine you"
 
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"It will be very difficult, but I believe with several years perserverance, we can prevail in our quest"
"Have you tried looking behind-"
"I never look back, now onwards!"

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Moments after the kiss, Crusher regenerated.
 
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"I'm here to find God"
"You're here to find Jim?"
"Dear Gods, the captain's brainwashing is clearly more powerful than mine will ever be"
 
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SYBOK:"You haven't changed in over twenty years!!

Even your premature age lines and crows' feet are the same!!"


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DATA:"Is this a segment for THE ELECTRIC COMPANY being filmed? Should I excuse myself, Doctor?"
 
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SYBOK:"Qual se tu?"

SPOCK:"Veni Vidi Vici?"

J'ONN:"Huh?!? What...what's going on again???"
 
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J'ONN: "Can you two just DO IT already?

Guys who look like me don't get the chance to see make-out sessions very often, you know!"
 
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BEVERLY:"B-4 is even sexier than you are, Data!"

DATA:"But...he is programmed in only ONE technique. A limit of pleasure."
 
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Sybok: "Brother, there is something you should know. I fooled around with T'Pring while you were at the academy."
 
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