Help me spend my tax return...

[Plecostomus]

Ok, wife had her operation and everything is ok so far... she's got an epic case of the lolwhuts from the knockout concoction and pain killers but they said she's doing well last time I called for an update.

Now, I just got word that my tax return will be five digits. Help me decide what I should waste it on.

Those are my instructions. "Spend it on something to keep yourself amused while I am in the hospital."

That's what SHE said.

 

[Holdfast]

As Danny DeVito once said in a moment of wisdom: "there's nothing better than spending other people's money!".

Hookers & blow is the traditional answer. However in these troubled times, I'd suggest investing it. Buy all of Bank of America & treat yourself to a latte with the change.

 

[Plecostomus]

As Danny DeVito once said in a moment of wisdom: "there's nothing better than spending other people's money!".

Hookers & blow is the traditional answer. However in these troubled times, I'd suggest investing it. Buy all of Bank of America & treat yourself to a latte with the change.

Ya know I should really move my money out of BOA and put it somewhere safe, like an enormous cast-iron box lined with fire resistant cement and an intricate clockwork locking device.

 

[backstept]

I think you should save some of it, and with the rest buy something that will have a good lasting value . . . in other words, whatever you get, make sure it won't break after a few uses

or go on a road trip to the nearest Dinosaur BBQ

 

[Plecostomus]

I think you should save some of it, and with the rest buy something that will have a good lasting value . . . in other words, whatever you get, make sure it won't break after a few uses

Hmmm...

or go on a road trip to the nearest Dinosaur BBQ

NOW we're talking.

 

[Holdfast]

Ya know I should really move my money out of BOA and put it somewhere safe, like an enormous cast-iron box lined with fire resistant cement and an intricate clockwork locking device.

These days, I'm not sure even that would get a AAA/Aaa credit rating...

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

As Danny DeVito once said in a moment of wisdom: "there's nothing better than spending other people's money!".

Hookers & blow is the traditional answer. However in these troubled times, I'd suggest investing it. Buy all of Bank of America & treat yourself to a latte with the change.

Ya know I should really move my money out of BOA and put it somewhere safe, like an enormous cast-iron box lined with fire resistant cement and an intricate clockwork locking device.

That you lose the key/key combination after a month hehe.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I always said that if i came into a little money, i'd spread it around, give it to the poor. Of course, i only just said that.

 

[Plecostomus]

Ya know I should really move my money out of BOA and put it somewhere safe, like an enormous cast-iron box lined with fire resistant cement and an intricate clockwork locking device.

These days, I'm not sure even that would get a AAA/Aaa credit rating...

Indeed. This is why my only hope is to waste it in a valiant and ultimately futile attempt to stimulate the economy.

Perhaps if I register a subscription with Busty-and-Cold Canadian Bimbos Dot Com, a struggling porn starlet will use her cut of the profit to invest in a new vibrator, which will give a struggling plastic company enough work to keep the lights on and they will pay to ship it to her via the private shipping, and the driver will keep his job long enough to buy a new shirt at Macys forestalling the layoff of a single mother who's son then buys a video-game preventing the local branch of EB from closing keeping the kid there in work long enough so he drives home late on icey roads and I get the repair contract to fix the brackets that hold his BITCH'N SPEAKERS in the back of his pimpe'd out station-wagon.

...and they said I had no business sense.

That you lose the key/key combination after a month hehe.

 

[backstept]

Perhaps if I register a subscription with Busty-and-Cold Canadian Bimbos Dot Com,
...

they make fake nipples so the ladies can have that 'chilly' look whenever they want . . .

I think I read it on gizmodo last week . . . probably a slow news day

 

[Plecostomus]

Perhaps if I register a subscription with Busty-and-Cold Canadian Bimbos Dot Com,
...

they make fake nipples so the ladies can have that 'chilly' look whenever they want . . .

I think I read it on gizmodo last week . . . probably a slow news day

This is not news, they've had those for awhile. The lightup ones are new though...

 

[Holdfast]

Ya know I should really move my money out of BOA and put it somewhere safe, like an enormous cast-iron box lined with fire resistant cement and an intricate clockwork locking device.

These days, I'm not sure even that would get a AAA/Aaa credit rating...

Indeed. This is why my only hope is to waste it in a valiant and ultimately futile attempt to stimulate the economy.

Perhaps if I register a subscription with Busty-and-Cold Canadian Bimbos Dot Com, a struggling porn starlet will use her cut of the profit to invest in a new vibrator, which will give a struggling plastic company enough work to keep the lights on and they will pay to ship it to her via the private shipping, and the driver will keep his job long enough to buy a new shirt at Macys forestalling the layoff of a single mother who's son then buys a video-game preventing the local branch of EB from closing keeping the kid there in work long enough so he drives home late on icey roads and I get the repair contract to fix the brackets that hold his BITCH'N SPEAKERS in the back of his pimpe'd out station-wagon.

...and they said I had no business sense.

Trickle-down economics. Though your porn subscription makes the phrase somewhat unfortunate...

 

[Plecostomus]

Trickle-down economics. Though your porn subscription makes the phrase somewhat unfortunate...

It was either this or the vibrator/economic stimulator joke, I see you went for the more high-brow option.

 

[Holdfast]

Trickle-down economics. Though your porn subscription makes the phrase somewhat unfortunate...

It was either this or the vibrator/economic stimulator joke, I see you went for the more high-brow option.

Count your lucky stars I didn't make a gag about the starlet giving you some quantitative easing.

 

[John Picard]

You have to ask? Option #2 is clearly the winner.

 

[Plecostomus]

Trickle-down economics. Though your porn subscription makes the phrase somewhat unfortunate...

It was either this or the vibrator/economic stimulator joke, I see you went for the more high-brow option.

Count your lucky stars I didn't make a gag about the starlet giving you some quantitative easing.

Oh indeed. She can ease my quantitative any time if you know what I mean...


What?

 

[JAG]

Hookers and drugs gets my vote.

 

[Plecostomus]

Hookers and drugs gets my vote.

Seems to be the most popular choice at the moment... but is it the best VALUE?

 

[Danoz]

Stock the bar and wine cellar. If you have neither, buy them

 

[Sparky]

Invest It. I hear Sub-Prime mortgages are all the rage nowadays.