The Internet is No Longer for Porn...

[Hermiod]

...except on Sundays.

Sunday morning is proving a popular time for watching pornographic movies, a video on demand site has found.

Analysis of viewing figures shows peak demand for FilmOn's "naughty movies" was around 1116 GMT on Sunday.

By contrast, internet analysts Hitwise found that usage of video sites peaked on Sundays but more traditional adult sites experienced a dip.

Sundays, it said, was the top day for visits to internet shopping and social networking sites.

Explaining the film viewing data, Alki David, founder of FilmOn, said: "The data applies to both men and women and it certainly poses the question about what has happened to the traditional 'day of rest' in Great Britain.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Either everyone is too tired during the week, or else their Saturday nights are proving to be frustrating.

 

[Hermiod]

^I think the article suggests that it's because of the economy. Stay-at-home entertainment is becoming more popular because it's less expensive than going out.

The same effect has been noticed by video game and DVD publishers.

 

[Triskelion]

You wouldn't catch me on the internet.

 

[Hermiod]

You wouldn't catch me on the internet.

We just did.

 

[LaxScrutiny]

God told me to watch porn on His day.

 

[Deckerd]

I thought this was going to be about the research which shows more frequent sexual activity in men produces a greater risk of prostate cancer.

 

[Hermiod]

I thought this was going to be about the research which shows more frequent sexual activity in men produces a greater risk of prostate cancer.

I think you're mixing up your studies.

There was one last week that said that men with a higher sex drive in the early years after puberty have a higher risk of prostate cancer.

However, it is more commonly believed (although disputed) that for all men, the less frequently you ejaculate the greater your risk.

 

[The Borg Queen]

Maybe the reason they're at higher risk is because as they get older, they no longer flush out any potential toxins at the same rate, and so the body doesn't have the tolerance for them due to reduced exposure when younger.

Or something. Who knows?

 

[Deckerd]

There was one last week that said that men with a higher sex drive in the early years after puberty have a higher risk of prostate cancer.

Oh no, it's much worser than that.

That pic; you have to wonder a) what he's looking at and b) why he's smiling.

 

[Hermiod]

Oh no, it's much worser than that.

This is somewhat contradictory, since it's believed that not ejaculating at all for weeks or months at a time increases your risk.

That pic; you have to wonder a) what he's looking at and b) why he's smiling.

He's probably just admiring his own handiwork.

 

[Deckerd]

This is somewhat contradictory, since it's believed that not ejaculating at all for weeks or months at a time increases your risk.

I think that comes in at number 7 on the list of "things guys say to girls to persuade them to have sex".

 

[Hermiod]

I think that comes in at number 7 on the list of "things guys say to girls to girls to persuade them to have sex".

It'd be nice if that actually worked, but short of locking himself in a CB-3000, even a determinedly chaste individual is going to ejaculate eventually, even if it's just in his sleep.

 

[SGCSG1]

The internet is just a fad. Someday we'll all be saying, 'remember how we thought the internet was so cool?'.

 

[SmoothieX]

^ Yes, but porn is not a fad. They had porn long before teh interwebs. Porn is everlasting.

 

[FordSVT]

God told me to watch porn on His day.

"And on the seventh day, God create bukkake."

 

[Mallory]

Yes, but porn is not a fad. They had porn long before teh interwebs. Porn is everlasting.

Yeah, you should see some of those cave drawings! And there are ancient Egyptian scrolls with all kinds of naughty stuff on them.

 

[RoJoHen]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, OH, Osiris!

Ah...I'm spent.

 

[Outpost4]

Obelisks.

That's all I'll say.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Yes, but porn is not a fad. They had porn long before teh interwebs. Porn is everlasting.

Yeah, you should see some of those cave drawings! And there are ancient Egyptian scrolls with all kinds of naughty stuff on them.

Not to mention the murals at Minos. Those Minoans were hot stuff.