Movie Caption Contest #76: Teacher's Pet

[zephramc]

Frakes: I'm telling you the plot holes in Nemesis are this big... I mean they're frick'n huge! You could drive a Mac truck through those things, they're that big! Christ, you could probably see them from orbit!

Stewart: I'll be damned! Frakes was right! There they are!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Odd.

From up here at this height you can't make out the Rand McNally copyright date.

Tell Will he owes me ten holodeck credits."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "If you want to make it to the inauguration on time, Mr. Obama, you better jump now."

 

[cooleddie74]

"According to the Starfleet Historical Database, Yahoo Serious lived right about....there.

Arm the torpedoes!"

 

[Candlelight]

"...and one day I plan on returning to find the buried treasure, wherever my father left it."

"Australia, the Solomons..."
"I never knew it actually looked like that"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "You, me, here, and completely nude. Sounds like a fun vacation, doesn't it?"

 

[Mistral]

Frakes: (singing) "Five-dollaaar foot-loooooooonnnggg!"

 

[Alrik]

Stewart thinking:Damn I hope he finishes soon. I've really got to pee.

 

[Alrik]

Frakes: "Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. Got it....finally."
Stewart: "Great Jon, I'm pleased that you were able to conqure your lisp again......now can we get THE F**K BACK TO WORK?"

 

[Alrik]

Lily had managed to squeak by with not having read Moby Dick but new she was sunk when she admitted to Picard that she had also failed World Geography.

 

[Candlelight]

"How big did you say the fish was?"

 

[Kirby]

Picard: "And another thing about the 24th century, we all have excellent eyesight. For instance, see that guy down there? He shouldn't be doing that in a public place."

FRAKES: "Oh screw the script, we're going to mime the whole thing. Trust me fellas, miming is the wave of the future."

 

[scottydog]

In honor of the late Bob May, who played the Robot on Lost in Space.

 

[Gertch]

PICARD:: Watch that first step...it's a lulu.

Lily: "Yes, a ...honolulu."
Picard: "Here, come closer..."

 

[Candlelight]

"The future is quite a dangerous place. Ships have energy weapons called phasers which can slice through hull plating. Lucky for you this ship has an extremely thick hull"
"What about this window?"
"Well yes, we... the designer... we ran out of... SHUT UP!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Stupid Sydney. Put a shrimp on this, bitches!"

 

[26138]

Woohoo! Thanks for the win!

Picard: Look, I can see Uranus!
Lily: Wrong planet, baldy!

 

[Maurice]

Picard was disappointed that Lily wasn't awed by the 1701-E's Less-than-Stellar Cartography room

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Attempting to prove that the 24th century was far more advance to Lily, Picard mistakenly called up the grade-school world map that hung in Mrs. Richardson's schoolroom on deck 10.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "There, there, there, and there is Melbourne. And that concludes the tour of every place on Earth I have 'Hit It'. So, miss ... want to join the Thousand Mile High Club?"