Two, but that had nothing to do with the proposal. 
Who here has no friends?
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Sniff. I love a happy ending.
I have people that I hang out with on occasion, but thats only because I put in the effort to organise the catch up, otherwise I wouldn't hear from them. So, yeah I guess you could say that I have no friends. No real friends anyway that call just to say 'hi'.
The thing is, I don't understand why. I think I'm a fairly decent person who is always friendly and up for a good time, yet no one wants a bar of me. Complete jerks on the other hand seem to have friends in abundance. Makes me mad.
Really hit home a couple of days ago, it was really hot weather in Melbourne, perfect beach weather, but the thing is I had not one person I could call up to see if they were interested in going. As I drove past the beach I saw all these people in and their groups of friends and I couldn't help but wonder why I don't and probably never will have that.
The thing is, I don't understand why. I think I'm a fairly decent person who is always friendly and up for a good time, yet no one wants a bar of me. Complete jerks on the other hand seem to have friends in abundance. Makes me mad.
Really hit home a couple of days ago, it was really hot weather in Melbourne, perfect beach weather, but the thing is I had not one person I could call up to see if they were interested in going. As I drove past the beach I saw all these people in and their groups of friends and I couldn't help but wonder why I don't and probably never will have that.
Must be we friendless folks, consciously &/or subconsciously, simply don't want friends.
No simpler than that.
If you don't want something you don't get it, whether it be friends, lovers, acquaintances, klondike bars, soda pop, cheeseburgers, surfboards & etc whatever.
Got it? Great!
How do we loners reproduce? Asexually of course!
Why we friendless folks stealthily grab folks at random & then cocoon them in secreted resin.
Then, over a day that person is transformed into an egg. Said eggs hatch/open letting out “clones” of ourselves.
I had 2 folks cocooned & this interloping woman came along & bonfired my 2 developing eggs
Oh the pain as Dr Smith says.
No simpler than that.
If you don't want something you don't get it, whether it be friends, lovers, acquaintances, klondike bars, soda pop, cheeseburgers, surfboards & etc whatever.
Got it? Great!
How do we loners reproduce? Asexually of course!
Why we friendless folks stealthily grab folks at random & then cocoon them in secreted resin.
Then, over a day that person is transformed into an egg. Said eggs hatch/open letting out “clones” of ourselves.
I had 2 folks cocooned & this interloping woman came along & bonfired my 2 developing eggs
Oh the pain as Dr Smith says.
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I should note that I'm married and have a child, so I'm not Travis Bickel over here, though I suppose if I wasn't married and didn't have a child I would be ...
Well, some couples are just home bodies, there's nothing wrong with that.
Awww, this made me smile a little.
OK, made me smile a lot. Thanks for the pick me up.
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