Movie Caption Contest #75: Dead Men Tell No Tales

[Rat Boy]

Gah! Don't sneak up on me like that, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's dish out some praise for...

For the picture of Sulu appreciating the tighter cut of Kirk's uniform, our winner is...

You could smell the anticipation of Carl Spock's visit to the bridge. In fact some wanted munchies already.

For the picture of Suran finding out his warbird's being ticketed for being the wrong color, our winner is...

"Welcome to the Scrabble tournament."

Finally, here are two winners for keeping with last weeks theme:

Suran: "... besides, he always smells of bacon! ... He's standing behind me, isn't he?"

Uhura: "Why do they even do these caption contests anyways? Bunch of losers if you as-.... they're right behind their keyboards, aren't they?"

Congratulations to the winners and here are our totals:

Nerys Myk (Hall of Fame) 36
Candlelight (Hall of Fame) 31
cooleddie74 (Hall of Fame) 25
Gertch (Hall of Fame) 22
The Laughing Vulcan 17
Shatmandu 16
Outpost4 15
Triskelion 13
Turd Ferguson 12
Nebusj 11
scottydog 11
Diesel Micky Dolenz 11
EliyahuQeoni 10
BriGuy 9
Kegek 8
cultcross 7
zephramac 7
middyseafort 7
DS9Sega 7
Tharpdevenport 6
Atavachron 6
Herkimer Jitty 6
LeadHead 6
John_Picard 5
SciFi75 5
Finn 5
CaptainJon 4
Haggis and Tatties 4
Skywalker 4
The Cutest of Borg 4
NCC-1701 4
Defcon 4
Kirby 4
Sisu 3
David_Leese 3
archerguy1701 3
Starpaul20 3
ancient 3
chancellorjake 3
jptrekker 3
Bad Atom 3
Peach Wookie 3
J. Allen 2
Arthur Frelling Dent 2
SeerSGB 2
Lloyd_Dobbler 2
nil_jones 2
OphaClyde 2
Gagarin 2
casey 2
Redshirts Widow 2
Cky 2
Mistral 2
cardinal biggles 1
Vasquez Rocks 1
Valin 1
Nathan_Heller 1
Guartho 1
Alyssa 1
A beaker full of death 1
rmkwebdesign 1
Starlock 1
Admiral Garak 1
Broccoli 1
Mister.Woof 1
The Squire of Gothos 1
A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees 1
battrekker 1
DrBob 1
Sector7 1
USS Mariner 1
hmbnimbus 1
S'Kai 1
H F Mudd 1
dukesman 1
Fire 1
Super Grover 1
Johnnyracefan 1
SciFi75 1
jongredic 1
Alrik 1
BriGuy 1


This week, we find out that death is only a temporary thing in Star Trek unless you're a villain. Or Captain Kirk. First, the crew of the Enterprise say goodbye to their pair of giant novelty sunglasses. Second, Soran regrets leaving his iron on. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Uh, Admiral, he's stuck."

Kirk: *sigh* "All right, let's give him a good shove."

Soran: "I knew I shouldn't have built my rocket using a Zune!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

And if you like Captain Robau, you too can be a winner.

Kirstie Alley: "God, I get that fat??"

Malcom McDowell: "God, I get that fat??"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Scott thinking: "Dear God, I don't know how much longer I can keep his ego inflated."

McDowell's Agent: "Hey, Mal, Can you wrap this Star Track thing up like this week? You start shooting on Tank Girl in a fortnight."

 

[Rat Boy]

Soran: "Not only did that bald bastard rig my rocket to explode, he changed all my radio presets! I hate country...!"

*BOOM!*

 

[Kirby]

Kirk thinking: "Please let him just be playing the bagpipes back there."

McDowell's Agent: "Captains Picard and Kirk, I am your host, Mr. Rorke. Welcome to Fantasy Island!"

 

[Mistral]

*mumbling* "If you're going out to blow up a planet, make sure you wear a scarf. You don't want to catch your death of cold!"

"Idiot woman, its a goddamn desert! Why do I listen to her?"

 

[John Picard]

*voiceover* Where will you be when your diarrhea returns?

 

[Alrik]

Kirk:"Of all the ears I've encountered....his was the most *choke*...pointed."

"You could have left the Nexus at any point in time and you brought girdleboy to right here/right now??? Jeez.....you really aren't the brightest bulb in the fixture, now are you?"

 

[Semah]

(Double post: Sorry)

 

[Semah]

Shatner: (To Kirstie Alley): Where's your Xenu, now?

Rick Berman: Hello Mr McDowell, May I call you Malcolm?
Malcolm McDowell: No You may not.
Rick Berman: Um, anyway..we've got a part for you in our movie.
Malcolm McDowell: I shall take it.
Rick Berman: Don't you want to know what it's about?
Rick Berman: I do not. I have just purchased a new house in the Hamptons and I wish to finish paying for it.

 

[Candlelight]

Scotty hoped everyone thought that fart was part of the song. He knew he shouldn't blow so hard.

"Shit. It's Arthur Petrelli. Sulu, do something!"

 

[Candlelight]

Sulu admired the way Scotty handled the mouth piece.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCDOWELL:Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "In memory of Spock's passing, I thought we'd all enjoy a holographic recreation of his conception"
Sulu: "May I be excused, this isn't really my thing"

Kirsty Alley open-mouthed bellyflop in 3... 2... 1...

Harry Potter 17: The Deadly Order of the Half-Blood Philosopher's Chamber with the Prisoner's Goblet.

 

[Alrik]

"What do you mean?...The rum's gone??!!"

 

[Alrik]

Highly dissapointed by the over-hyped and very flawed new Mark VI opperating system, the crew re-packaged it and prepaired to send it back to Microsoft "special delivery".

 

[Mistral]

McCoy: "In the end, we are all food for worms..."

Kirstie: "Food?!? Where?!?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I can't believe the asshole died still owing me a hundred credits.

The bastard."

SORAN:"GREAT.

And in a clean pair of temporal underwear, too."

 

[cooleddie74]

"This grating is the metal in which my foot is about to burn..."