Save P0orn Now!

[Australis]

The funniest thing I've seen all day.

Two porn moguls, including Hustler magazine founder Larry Flynt, are seeking a $US5 billion ($7 billion) bailout from Washington, arguing that the limp US economy has thrown cold water on the adult entertainment industry.

I particularly like the use of 'limp' and 'cold water'.

What cane we do to help the struggling entertainment industry?

All together now...

Link:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/01/08/2461638.htm

 

[Red Ranger]

Australis, et al.,

Yeah, I heard about this today, too. Looked up a story on it from AFP and just started laughing! This is definitely one bailout request that needs to be ignored! If you can't buy wanker material, use your imagination!

Red Ranger

 

[Mallory]

Or maybe, just maybe, do it with a real woman!

 

[apostle83]

I would just like to go on record as saying:
"Fuck 'em."

 

[TheMadCloner]

I'll volunteer as a casting director.

 

[TheSeeker]

It's just Larry Flynt trying to make a point. Pretty funny way to do it too!

 

[Hermiod]

The porn industry will be fine. Stay at home entertainment often prospers in a recession.

 

[archeryguy1701]

Personally, I find the headline most entertaining of all:
"Americans Too Depressed For Sex."

 

[The Master of Tarquin Hill]

Or maybe, just maybe, do it with a real woman!

Are you insane? Have you no idea of the complications involved in such a prospect? Clearly, you are a mad man.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

It's just Larry Flynt trying to make a point. Pretty funny way to do it too!

Indeed! Classic Flynt, really.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I see no reason to pay for pictures of naked women. There are millions of them who are happy to pose and post on the Internet just for the fun of it.

 

[RoJoHen]

I see no reason to pay for pictures of naked women. There are millions of them who are happy to pose and post on the Internet just for the fun of it.

Exactly! Who wants to pay for porn when there so much available for free?

 

[Hermiod]

I see no reason to pay for pictures of naked women. There are millions of them who are happy to pose and post on the Internet just for the fun of it.

Exactly! Who wants to pay for porn when there so much available for free?

Quality over quantity.

 

[JonathonWally]

I see no reason to pay for pictures of naked women. There are millions of them who are happy to pose and post on the Internet just for the fun of it.

Sometimes you need to take them out to dinner and a movie first.

Women have it easy. Want to see a naked guy? Just ask one of us.

 

[RoJoHen]

I see no reason to pay for pictures of naked women. There are millions of them who are happy to pose and post on the Internet just for the fun of it.

Exactly! Who wants to pay for porn when there so much available for free?

Quality over quantity.

You're just not looking hard enough.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I see no reason to pay for pictures of naked women. There are millions of them who are happy to pose and post on the Internet just for the fun of it.

Exactly! Who wants to pay for porn when there so much available for free?

Quality over quantity.

Actually, I find far more women who appeal to my taste by Googling "artistic nude" than I've ever seen in Playboy et cetera.

 

[Jim Steele]

I would just like to go on record as saying:
"Fuck 'em."

That's sort of the idea behind the whole thing.

Actually, I find far more women who appeal to my taste by Googling "artistic nude" than I've ever seen in Playboy et cetera.

Pfft, wantin' salad with your grilled sausage?

 

[Hermiod]

Actually, I find far more women who appeal to my taste by Googling "artistic nude" than I've ever seen in Playboy et cetera.

And I find far more women who appeal to mine by watching Mythbusters.

However, I don't really consider Playboy "porn". Heavily Photoshopped pictures of WWE Divas who look more attractive outside of the magazine do not appeal to me.

Plus such mainstream "porn" does not appeal to my specific tastes.

 

[Mr. B]

Bad economy my ass. Porn is free now.

 

[Holdfast]

Bad economy my ass.

Oh yeah, baby, keep talking dirty like that...