TNG Caption This #148 - "Je ne peux pas prononcer "légende""
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There can be no justice so long as laws are -
Heard it.
With the first link a chain is forged -
Been there done that.
Oh what a piece of work is man -
Played.
A man's colostemy bag is bursting with fecundity of culture -
That's a new one. Can I go now?
First can you help me change this colostemy bag?
Of course I can help align the dilithium crystals without my glasses. Just ask Geordi Number three.
Burton: "You're not fooling anyone with that beard, Mr. Shatner."
Shatner: "And you're not fooling anyone with that auto filter, Mr. Reading Rainbow."
Burton: "That's Mr. Word Up to you, bub."
Picard: "All right, Troi. You've been a useless sloth on my bridge for too long! It's time to end this once and for all. Mano-a-mano.
Old Dude: "I'm HIS bitch now!"
"Performance-enhancing Rogaine my ass, Counselor..."
SERGEY:"Look over there!!!"
GEORDI:"What? Where?"
(*Sergey slaps 'Kick Me' sign in Russian Cyrillic script on his back*)
TROI:"We done here, sir?
I have to go watch paint dry in the middle of a quantum singularity."
You've condescended to me for the last time, Counselor. It's time to introduce you to my First and Second officers, Lefty and the Gimp.
Geordi: Lower it about two centimeters. There. Good. That's the Enterprise's secret sweet spot. Just keep your hand right there. Second shift is about to begin.
Sergey: Fantastic. And the ladies don't mind?
Geordi: No no, they always step out of this turbolift pretending to be distracted.
Sergey: I have all the crew's personnel records and photoshops at home!
"I once beat your mother at arm wrestling, Counselor. Don't challenge me!"
"Captain, with all due respect she was INVOLUNTARILY holding you down and you were struggling for your life...not the same thing."
SERGEY:"Is the toilet that way?
Good.
I've got a sehlat head pokin' out that could choke a Nimbus III horse."
The Kenny Rogers tribute contest is this way?
<walks away singing in a Russian accent>:
Islands in stream.
That what we are.
No Klingons in between.
Like Vulcans in pon farr....
- Deanna, when Ambassador Sarek has assembled the representatives of thirty worlds to the Enterprise for a Mozart concert, one does not yell out "Freebird".
- Sir? That was you.
"I was once the best dice player at the Academy, Counselor.
So...wanna take a chance on my bald, rollin' ass?"
SERGEY:"Here...smell my finger!
That never gets old!"
Picard: "So, your empathic abilities are back, eh? Very well, then. Guess which hand has your diaphragm."
Sergey: "Wesley just kept going like this and saying, 'I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!' Eventually I snapped and tossed him into the plasma chamber."
With "the boy" at the academy, someone had to stand in and take a pounding.