Zunes are garbage. If you're dumb enough to buy a Zune you deserve an mp3 player that acts like that.
1. Zunes are not garbage. they're the best PMP out there . . . the 1st gen Zune 30s run on the exact same firmware as the current generation. ipods don't do that
First generation iPods also had mechanical scroll wheels and black and white screens. Now, are you seriously suggesting that it's a bad thing that Apple doesn't maintain one piece of software that drives both that and, say, an iPod Touch?