A new edition of TMP...

[Bad Atom]

I had no idea the movie was this gay but here's the proof, edited by yours truly:

Star Trek: The Motion Picture - The Fabulous Edition

(Disclaimer: I actually LIKE TMP, but I had to make fun of it.)

 

[GodThingFormerly]

TGT

 

[Nardpuncher]

At 0:48 when Kirk , Bones and Decker get in the turbolift together and Decker looks back at Ilia, you should've cut the shot of Sulu looking back over his head-rest!

 

[Cyke101]

I approve this edition!

One thing I was expecting, though: those weird spiral doors on V'Ger that let the Enterprise in. Y'know.

 

[Maurice]

That was just dumb. Boo.

 

[trekkerguy]

That was just dumb. Boo.

What he said.

 

[Nardpuncher]

We must give him some credit because Star Trek: The Motion Picture doesn't really give someone a lot to work with when trying to find sexual innuendo or double entendre.

 

[Brutal Strudel]

That was just dumb. Boo.

What he said.

I felt the same till I heard McCoy say "Spank it!" at the end. That was funny.

 

[TheGodBen]

It needs more "Oh my!"

 

[David cgc]

We must give him some credit because Star Trek: The Motion Picture doesn't really give someone a lot to work with when trying to find sexual innuendo or double entendre.

That's what you think.

(Probably not safe for work, unless you use headphones. Then it's perfectly safe for work.)

 

[Hartzilla2007]

I had no idea the movie was this gay but here's the proof, edited by yours truly:

Star Trek: The Motion Picture - The Fabulous Edition

(Disclaimer: I actually LIKE TMP, but I had to make fun of it.)

We must give him some credit because Star Trek: The Motion Picture doesn't really give someone a lot to work with when trying to find sexual innuendo or double entendre.

That's what you think.

(Probably not safe for work, unless you use headphones. Then it's perfectly safe for work."

You people have way too much free time on your hands.

 

[Lord Garth]

Missing Line

Spock (to Kirk): "Then my presence is to our mutual advantage."

 

[Bad Atom]

^^^
I actually had that line in there, but I cut it for time.

It didn't really take too long to put together (maybe 7 hours total) because I don't have that much time on my hands. I was actually inspired to do this by the "Pon Farr" edition mentioned above. Who knew TMP was such a sex-filled movie? (And to think it was rated G...)

 

[Indysolo]

Who knew TMP was such a sex-filled movie? (And to think it was rated G...)

You mean a teeny-tiny object continually flying through different giant orifices eventually creating a new life?

Neil

 

[Bad Atom]

The Enterprise as sperm - now there's a concept!

 

[GodThingFormerly]

The Enterprise as sperm - now there's a concept!

Sperm tail, to be precise. Captain Decker served as the DNA-containing sperm head.

TGT

 

[RobertScorpio]

We must give him some credit because Star Trek: The Motion Picture doesn't really give someone a lot to work with when trying to find sexual innuendo or double entendre.

Yep, I'm with you on that. It was rated G wasn't it???

And it was also the movie I put on when I wanted my son, a baby at the time, to go to sleep...very sleep inducing movie, though I do like it alot...

Rob
Scorpio

 

[Alrik]

We must give him some credit because Star Trek: The Motion Picture doesn't really give someone a lot to work with when trying to find sexual innuendo or double entendre.

That's what you think.

(Probably not safe for work, unless you use headphones. Then it's perfectly safe for work.)

Holy crap. That was freakin funny.