Trek XI Caption Contest #10: HARD CORE NUDITY!

[mr.peany]

Kirk: Oh no, I hear Spock coming! Quick hide!

Orion: No silly, why do I think I have you in that position? This will teach you to pick up strange green women in a bar

 

[Finngle Bells]

Kirk: *thinking* "She's faking it. I know Carol's faking it...What the hell! It's not like this is gonna result into something".

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "And to think they're paying more attention to the chachskis."

 

[SPCTRE]

Orion: "You're thinking of HER again, aren't you?"

 

[Santa Kang]

Kirk: "And to think they're paying more attention to the chachskis."

uh BOOBIES!!!!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "This might sound silly, but I didn't get your name."

Orion: "Leon."

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip : Sex, XI's And Video Tape.

Kirk : So THAT'S where they hid my XI-mas present, XI should of known.

Uhura : XI wonder how many more creative ways can this poster use XI as a word, damn it, he did it again didn't he ?

Orion Chick : Please tell me he won't find a way to use XI here as we do the nasty.

Kirk : XI have no idea.

Orion Chick : ARGH !

- W -
* XI wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, WHO, who wrote the book of LOVE *

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Uhura; Hmmm, perky today.

The new cert U cut.

Kirk (off screen); Damn, I thought it was just cold in here.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Mind if I call you Spock?

 

[Rat Boy]

Rat Boy: "Aren't we lucky that they didn't call my juror group for tomorrow?"

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Hmmm, extensive damage. If I bang one more woman, this bed collapses for sure."

Woman: "Come on! Bang me already!"

Kirk: "Kirk to engineering! Place a type-three structural integrity field around my bed immediately!"

 

[Piper]

Chris Pine was advised it might be as well to keep out of the way when William Shatner visited the set.

Looking at her lamp reminded Uhura it was time to take off her top.

"I've got the weirdest urge to yell out 'Denny Crane!' round about now."

 

[BriGuy]

Bras? BRAS??!!?? There's no bras on a starship!!

 

[BriGuy]

Even by the 23rd Century, with all the advancements in technology, and knowledge from throughout the stars, there had yet to be found a better replacement for the age-old standard over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.

 

[Captain Zog]

Somehow, every time Kirk took the Kobayashi-Maru Test, he ended up getting naked.

Fed up with being ignored by the rest of the senior staff, Uhura decided to grab their attention in the only way possible on the sex-fueled short skirted world of the Starship Enterprise.

If this is how Kirk makes First Contact with an alien race every time, thank heavens he never met the Borg!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Orion: Is that it?
Kirk: What do you mean?
Orion: Well, I thought you'd be bigger...

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"Ah,Trek XI Caption Contest #11, found you."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Uhura is busy; I am monitoring."

 

[Woulfe]

"Ah,Trek XI Caption Contest #11, found you."

SO that's where it's been hiding all this time.

- W -
* Who's pondering how to hurt folks for contest XI for XI *

 

[EnsignYoshi]

Kirk: Ooh Spock
Uhura: Umm...What?