The Bride vs. The Batman

[Ultimale]

Okay, I watched both volumes of Kill Bill last night after years of not watching them and forgot how amazing both movies are. And then I wondered: who would win in a fight, Beatrix Kiddo or Bruce Wayne? I think it would end in a stalemate, both combatants exhausted. They then retire to Bruce's Tokyo penthouse and "become better friends." Beatrix then joins Bruce in Gotham, becoming the new Batwoman. I don't know, probably not. Realistically, Beatrix would grab Batman by the cape and then lop his head off.

 

[Meat Tenderizer]

Okay, I watched both volumes of Kill Bill last night after years of not watching them and forgot how amazing both movies are. And then I wondered: who would win in a fight, Beatrix Kiddo or Bruce Wayne? I think it would end in a stalemate, both combatants exhausted. They then retire to Bruce's Tokyo penthouse and "become better friends." Beatrix then joins Bruce in Gotham, becoming the new Batwoman. I don't know, probably not. Realistically, Beatrix would grab Batman by the cape and then lop his head off.

Charles Bronson would win.

 

[Hicks]

If it's the DC Universe, Batman wins fairly quickly. If it's in the world of Kill Bill, she pulls his eyes out and then impales him with her sword.

 

[Orintho]

Wayne would destroy 'the Bride' and easily dismantle the organization of 'leet' chick fighters' that she seemed to have come from. Smart criminals don't advertise their presence.

 

[captcalhoun]

Batman. because he's the GODDAMN BATMAN!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Batman. because he's the GODDAMN BATMAN!

And he can kick anyone's ass because he always has something in his belt that can take who ever he is fighting down.

 

[JNG]

Okay, I watched both volumes of Kill Bill last night after years of not watching them and forgot how amazing both movies are. And then I wondered: who would win in a fight, Beatrix Kiddo or Bruce Wayne? I think it would end in a stalemate, both combatants exhausted. They then retire to Bruce's Tokyo penthouse and "become better friends." Beatrix then joins Bruce in Gotham, becoming the new Batwoman. I don't know, probably not. Realistically, Beatrix would grab Batman by the cape and then lop his head off.

Charles Bronson would win.

You're damn right he would.

 

[Dick Whitman]

Remember that The Bride is also Poison Ivy. Though I bet many have blocked that out!

 

[Ensign_Redshirt]

Are we talking about Adam Bestman, Michael Beatonman or Christian Bateman here?

 

[Trekker4747]

Batman would win... if he had time to prepare.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Batman would win... if he had time to prepare.

I pursonally believe that Batman could kick anybody's ass without time to prepare he just uses that to lead his victim er opponent into a false sense of security.

 

[Trekker4747]

Batman would win... if he had time to prepare.

I pursonally believe that Batman could kick anybody's ass without time to prepare he just uses that to lead his victim er opponent into a false sense of security.

Batman doesn't even need any of that.

People just say, "Hey, the Batman is coming to find you" and then the person kicks their own ass and turns themself in.

Batman is THAT good.

 

[Infern0]

Batman wins in about 5 seconds

 

[Aragorn]

If it's Adam West Batman, The Bride could just shoot him since he's wearing pajamas. If it's the bulletproof movie Batmans, seeing as how they can't move, a 10-year-old could kick their asses.

 

[OdoWanKenobi]

Batman would be too smart to get within sword range of the bride. I think I have to call this one for him.

 

[Chess Piece Face]

Batman, easily. The Bride only kicked the asses of similar to herself types of fighters and an old washed up one.

 

[Infern0]

The bride is a tarintino crap job, batman by brutal ko

 

[Mike Farley]

Batman couldn't be bothered with the lame-o Bride. He'd send Batgirl. The original one. Who's in a wheelchair. And it still wouldn't be a fight.

 

[OdoWanKenobi]

There is a factor that could possibly tip the scales in The Bride's favor. She is willing to kill, while Batman is not.

 

[Aragorn]

Captain Robau could take the both on.