MISCletoe

[Zulu Romeo]

[enters thread to see what's happening]

[spots mistletoe... I mean, MISCletoe... ]

[waits for a bit, sighs, then prepares to leave the thread, when suddenly...?]

 

[Holdfast]

[enters thread to see what's happening]

[spots mistletoe... I mean, MISCletoe... ]

[waits for a bit, sighs, then prepares to leave the thread, when suddenly...?]

*kisses*

Well, it's your own bloody fault. You shouldn't dress up like a panto dame.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

[enters thread to see what's happening]

[spots mistletoe... I mean, MISCletoe... ]

[waits for a bit, sighs, then prepares to leave the thread, when suddenly...?]

*kisses*

Well, it's your own bloody fault. You shouldn't dress up like a panto dame.

"Baron Hardfast, is that you? Oooh, I think I'm having multiple org..." [Multiple organ failure? - the audience]

 

[Kestra]

*kisses Emher*

*ponders kissing Holdfast, then thinks about how many other people he's kissed in this thread*

 

[Zulu Romeo]

*ponders kissing Holdfast, then thinks about how many other people he's kissed in this thread*

Hands off, he's mine! [Oh no he isn't! - audience] Oh yes he is!...

[etc.]

 

[Trippy]

*ponders kissing Holdfast, then thinks about how many other people he's kissed in this thread*

That's how I got mono!

 

[Holdfast]

[enters thread to see what's happening]

[spots mistletoe... I mean, MISCletoe... ]

[waits for a bit, sighs, then prepares to leave the thread, when suddenly...?]

*kisses*

Well, it's your own bloody fault. You shouldn't dress up like a panto dame.

"Baron Hardfast, is that you? Oooh, I think I'm having multiple org..." [Multiple organ failure? - the audience]

"... multiple organists perform at our wedding ceremony."

(panto amateur! )

*ponders kissing Holdfast, then thinks about how many other people he's kissed in this thread*

That's how I got mono!

Sorry dear.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Right, well let's try this again before someone else decides to mantongue me...

[slides up to MISCletoe, looks around]


Hmmm, no one's around yet. I wonder if this is all worth the hassl--

 

[Emher]

*kisses Emher*

*ponders kissing Holdfast, then thinks about how many other people he's kissed in this thread*

 

[Cayla]

Wow! Holdfast sure got around in this thread.

 

[Holdfast]

Wow! Holdfast sure got around in this thread.

I prefer to think of it as hard-working. Spreading the seasonal goodwill, one set of lips at a time. I just happen to enjoy the work.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I just happen to enjoy the work.

That makes two of us.