Movie Caption Contest #72: Borg-as Frat!

Uhura: Do you want to help me get my fans set for tonight's show?




Scotty: Lasse,you've got my engine lit up like a Christmas Tree. I need to bypass, or she'll blow!



This is the box art for the new Barbie Borg Cube play set.



Data: Now, if you'll observe closely, I'll demonstrate how an ancient Earthen humpback walked.

 

"Your premature warp core jettisons are nobody's business but ours. And Enzyte."



"Uhura! I had the strangest dream! I dreamt there was a madman taken over the Enterprise! And they let Shatner direct!"



"I realize this is probably an inopportune time, but, where is the shitter?"



"Oh, for Christ's sake, Data, if you're going to be a crybaby, then don't get the One Ring tattoo."

 

This is what we call The Muppet Show!




Uhura: OK, Scotty, once more, just for you. You can be the monster and I'll play Elsa Lanchester.

 

Scotty: "Only if ye promise to clip yer fingernail next time, lass. Me bleedin' arse is bleedin'."

 

Uhura: "There's something I've been meaning to tell you Scotty."
Scott: "Aye? Now what would that be?"

...



Scott: "Ach, ye conniving minx, ye got me with that Martin Luther King story again."
Uhura: "You were only unconcious three days this time."




Locutus: "This reminds me, I must remember to record the Doctor Who Christmas special. It has Cybermen in."



Borg: "Delete! Delete! Delete! Delete! DELETE!"
Data: "What, what! WHAT!"
Borg Queen: "Wrong franchise you idiots."

 

Scotty: Uhura, I said it would be best if I was on the bottom, not BE a bottom!

 

Picard: "I'm still waiting on my tea, Earl Gray, hot, you know ... Hellooooo?"





Uhura: "'The right tool for the right job,' eh, Scotty?"




Uhura: "You haven't seen your penis in how long?"

 

"... don't worry, you're not missing much..."

 

Scotty: "Get your hands offa my tits, or I'm filing a sexual harrasment suit!"

 

Uhura: *whispers*
Scotty: Ach, lassie, you canna change the laws of physics!



Scotty: I dinna believe it, but you can change the laws of physics!
Uhura: And don't you forget it, sugah.




Picard: This just isn't my day.



Data: This just isn't my day.


-or-


Scotty: I had the strangest dream that I woke up on The Next Generation sets and they dinna even bother to change the Okudagrams!
Uhura: It's no dream, we've been on redressed sets.



Sex Trek: First Cybernetic Gangbang

 

"Whaddya bloody mean we have to go out in public and PROMOTE this stinkburger?!"



WHERE'S JEAN-LUCO?

Challenge Edition

 

"It's not your fault, Scotty.

Grossly overweight men have a longstanding history of not being able to get it up...or even for long."




BORG QUEEN:"THERE.

You now have your first temporary tattoo from the Collective. You are now one of us...at least until your first membership fee comes due."

 

Shoppers during the last week of Star Trek: The Experience found the stock a bit limited.

 

After the Borg assimilate Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe...



The Borg: "Borg we are. Shields lower and ships surrender. To our own add distinctiveness biological and technical. Resistance you name, futile we name, otherwise assimilation noooooooooooooo!"

 

Picard: Okay, it's not that bad, don't panic... everything's going to be okay... Riker will send an away team to rescue me... just keep it together, Jean-Luc. Who's the best starship captain in the fleet? You! Oh, god. Oh, god.... I'm f'ed.

-or-


Picard: As long as they don't stick anything long and pointed up my arse, I'll be okay.

 

Hoorah, and thank you.



``Scotty, I appreciate your work, but you installed the entire bridge's sheet-music holders facing the wrong way.''


``What d'ye mean I'm pregnant?!''


Picard knew he was lucky to get such a spacious apartment in Manhattan.


o/` You put your nanoprobes in,
You take your nanoprobes out.
You put your nanoprobes in,
And you shake them all about.

You do the Borg-ey Porg-ey
And you turn yourself around!
That's what it's all a-bout! o/`

 

Borg: "How about in your eye?"

 

Picard: "That'd be fi- WAIT NO-" (The Borg stab him in the eye anyways. He startles awake to his laptop beeping.)

Picard: "Authorization Picard 47 Alpha Tango."



Janeway: "Jean-Luc... how would you like a trip to Romulus?"

(Picard startles awake to his laptop beeping.)

 

This coif is why I'm an admiral and you're just a captain. Trailer hitch boy.