TNG Caption This #147 - "Last Bill and Testament"
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To use a joke I've so often used since...
Terrell/Dathon computer thing: "Temba, his arms wide, bitch!"
Impressing Clark Terrell's engrams on the computer's circuits didn't work out well.
Terrell/Dathon computer thing: "Temba, his arms wide, bitch!"
- So that really was you serving General Foods International Coffees at that little French cafe? I can't...look at you anymore.
- Would you like some bwee for -
- DON'T SAY IT -
-...for your quay-sawnt madame?
- I'm so out of here.
Captain, what the - Captain? Computer, locate Captain Picard.
Captain Picard is in an escape pod three light years from here.
WORF:"I'm confused.
Is Commander Riker dead? Or trapped in the corridor fighting Lazarus now?"
PICARD:"Funny.
I don't remember you eating any corn."
WORF:"I'm confused.
Is Commander Riker dead? Or trapped in the corridor fighting Lazarus now?"
RIKER: Just...turn...the...damned...thing...off!!!!
PICARD:"So, Beverly...how does it feel to use a men's urinal for the first time in your life?"
GENIUS
WILL:"Uh-oh.
HAL found out we canceled Sentient Artificial Lifeform Day celebrations! RUN!!!"
"Hold on a moment longer, Jean-Luc.
These EPT test sticks take a second or two to saturate."
(*Picard tightly crosses fingers on left hand*)
Riker: "What the hell? Did it just answer Dah dee dah du daaahhh?"
OR
The Knight Industries 2400 goes online.
Ensign report!
Spilled my big slushie, sir.
When are they gonna install some @#$% cupholders on starships?!
May I, uh...have my toupee back?
No Jean Luc. No you may not.
RIKER:"Bridge to cleanup crew...
Report at once! Someone knocked another bottle of Coke onto a console.
Better bring insulated gloves!"
PICARD:"Looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.
I'm a little shamed, if you must know."
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