Sex Trek XI

[cooleddie74]

I want to see decon gel and hot man-on-man action in Star Trek XI. If "Enterprise" was wrong, I don't want to be right!

Those decon gel scenes were part of the 22nd century Starfleet. In the 23rd and 24th centuries, the transporter does the decontamination.

True.

One of the really good prequel aspects of ENT was lack of transporter biofilters and forcing crewmen to spend time in a decon chamber.

 

[Captain Fine]

If only Trip and Archer had had to rub each other down.

 

[btflash]

If only Trip and Archer had had to rub each other down.

or archer and porthos.

 

[cooleddie74]

If only Trip and Archer had had to rub each other down.

or archer and porthos.

"No cheese, boy.

But you can have some meat if you want."

 

[btflash]

If only Trip and Archer had had to rub each other down.

or archer and porthos.

"No cheese, boy.

But you can have some meat if you want."

 

[Captain Robert April]

I think the responses here show the problems in having anything resembling a graphic sex scene in a Star Trek movie.

 

[JoeZhang]

I think the responses here show the problems in having anything resembling a graphic sex scene in a Star Trek movie.

Has anyone seriously suggested or is expecting a graphic sex scene in a Star Trek movie?

 

[TheGodBen]

What, you've never seen the 90s VHS classic SEX TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPERM?

Aw come on! There is a much better title for that film that they could have used. The word Spock is right there in the title, it's just asking to be replaced with a similarly sounding word!

 

[cooleddie74]

I think the responses here show the problems in having anything resembling a graphic sex scene in a Star Trek movie.

B&B would have had problems writing a good sex scene in a porn movie.

 

[Captain Robert April]

What, you've never seen the 90s VHS classic SEX TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPERM?

Aw come on! There is a much better title for that film that they could have used. The word Spock is right there in the title, it's just asking to be replaced with a similarly sounding word!

Note that it's "Sex Trek III", as in the third of the series. The pointy eared alien is named Mr. Sperm (played brilliantly by the venerable Mike Horner).

Of course, I've got a liking for "Sex Trek II: The Wrath of Bob".

 

[BigC]

It's a discrase to all that Trek stands for.

 

[Guartho]

Perhaps, but you have to admit that Trek's crase levels have been very low for the last couple of decades anyway.

 

[cooleddie74]

What, you've never seen the 90s VHS classic SEX TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPERM?

Aw come on! There is a much better title for that film that they could have used. The word Spock is right there in the title, it's just asking to be replaced with a similarly sounding word!

Note that it's "Sex Trek III", as in the third of the series. The pointy eared alien is named Mr. Sperm (played brilliantly by the venerable Mike Horner).

Of course, I've got a liking for "Sex Trek II: The Wrath of Bob".

Your encyclopedic knowledge of the genre both impresses and engorges me.

 

[CaptainHawk1]

maybe i'm just old fashioned but why do we need sex in a trek movie? i'd rather see sex in porno's where it belong's.

Sex is a vital part of every normal person's life. Even in the 23rd century
I don't see why we can't have a nice tasteful sex scene in Trek if writers and director find it necessary.
What's the big deal ?

It's not like there will be penetration shown and cum flying in the air....

did i say it was a big deal anywhere in my post??? defecating is also a vital part of every normal person's life. it doesnt mean i want to see it on the big screen! i just don't think it's necessary , that's all.

"Number One.... I need to make a Number Two... you have the bridge"

-Shawn

 

[btflash]

Sex is a vital part of every normal person's life. Even in the 23rd century
I don't see why we can't have a nice tasteful sex scene in Trek if writers and director find it necessary.
What's the big deal ?

It's not like there will be penetration shown and cum flying in the air....

did i say it was a big deal anywhere in my post??? defecating is also a vital part of every normal person's life. it doesnt mean i want to see it on the big screen! i just don't think it's necessary , that's all.

"Number One.... I need to make a Number Two... you have the bridge"

-Shawn

 

[Disco Bones]

I want to see decon gel and hot man-on-man action in Star Trek XI. If "Enterprise" was wrong, I don't want to be right!

Those decon gel scenes were part of the 22nd century Starfleet. In the 23rd and 24th centuries, the transporter does the decontamination.

Transporter malfunction + shuttle....

I'll accept this instance, but only if we trade the man-on-man for some girl-on-girl.

We didn't get enough Hoshi/T'Pol on ENT.

 

[superstring01]

I did some googling and apparently there is also a recent one from 2007

Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4

I've never seen any of these films for some reason...

Sex Trek: The Next Penetration

~String

 

[Silversmok3]

Maybe ,possibly its just me,but warp drive and sex just don't mix to me.Star Trek is about going where no man has gone before...and sex is about the least unknown frontier there can be.

 

[cooleddie74]

Maybe ,possibly its just me,but warp drive and sex just don't mix to me.Star Trek is about going where no man has gone before...and sex is about the least unknown frontier there can be.

Unless you try bungee cords, a loaf of french bread and Nestle's Quik. Then a whole new world opens up to you.

 

[RobertScorpio]

Maybe ,possibly its just me,but warp drive and sex just don't mix to me.Star Trek is about going where no man has gone before...and sex is about the least unknown frontier there can be.

I think its time TREK grew up and tried to do both...I think a STAR TREK show with a small portion of adult situations, and adult sexual situations, would help ease the DORK factor that keeps Star Trek from being 'cool'

Rob