if you could punch one celeb...
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Uwe Bol
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Simon Cowell.
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No celebrity has ever done any harm to me, so I wouldn't punch anyone.
I wouldn't punch someone because I didn't like their acting or performance skills, neither because they have a different political view than me.
Are you real or a figment of my twisted imagination?
No celebrity has ever done any harm to me, so I wouldn't punch anyone.
I wouldn't punch someone because I didn't like their acting or performance skills, neither because they have a different political view than me.
Please tell me you're a celebrity so I can add you to the list.
I agree. And Bill O'Reilly. At the same time.
I don't know how I'd get them in the same room long enough to pull it off without them killing each other, but I'd find a way.
Actually, them killing each other would be a nice consolation prize if I didn't get to hit them.
Lewis Black.
I would LOVE to pull a Stewie Griffin, where I go to the airport, fly over there, take a bus to his house, ring the doorbell and when he answeres punch him out cold and yell, "That NOT FUNNY!"
I would LOVE to pull a Stewie Griffin, where I go to the airport, fly over there, take a bus to his house, ring the doorbell and when he answeres punch him out cold and yell, "That NOT FUNNY!"
O. J. Simpson
OH yeah . . . .
OH yeah . . . .
George Michael and/or Perz Hilton.
The first for his attitude to HIV testing, the latter for, well, everything he's ever done.
And while they don't deserve to be punched, if Jordin Sparks and Katy Perry were to suddenly move to an igloo somewhere near Arctic circle for the rest of their natural lives, I won't be complaining.
The first for his attitude to HIV testing, the latter for, well, everything he's ever done.
And while they don't deserve to be punched, if Jordin Sparks and Katy Perry were to suddenly move to an igloo somewhere near Arctic circle for the rest of their natural lives, I won't be complaining.
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Garrett Wang
I am Asian American, and I really found Wang "pulling the racecard" all the time in blaming his career problems solely due to Hollywood racism than his inherent laziness got real old fast. If there is no work for you in Hollywood beyond playing a parking valet in a feature film (like "Iron Man"), then go submit your resume at careerbuilder.com and get a real job, instead of "has been work" such as convention appearances and collecting "Star Trek: Voyager" residuals. That is what former Power Rangers do by getting regular paying jobs in the real world after their gig is over. You have in your ability to do the same like everyone else.
It ain't just you, Wang. Hollywood loves to employ mostly white people, which has been Hollywood's policy since the very beginning. So there are mostly white roles written for white actors. That is the system you signed up for, yet you act like Hollywood has a vendetta against you personally as an individual when there simply isn't a niche for Asian American male actors in that industry.
In all honesty folks, Wang should have considered himself fortunate that he was cast as an Asian American "token minority character" on a UPN show considering his limited acting experience under his belt. Seriously, he was hired to fill a PC token Asian American male character slot, rather than any casting agent seeing him for his unique gifts or acting talents. He played a supporting character on a television show, and really should get out of his delusion that there is a movie career like Colin Farrell around the corner.
I am Asian American, and I really found Wang "pulling the racecard" all the time in blaming his career problems solely due to Hollywood racism than his inherent laziness got real old fast. If there is no work for you in Hollywood beyond playing a parking valet in a feature film (like "Iron Man"), then go submit your resume at careerbuilder.com and get a real job, instead of "has been work" such as convention appearances and collecting "Star Trek: Voyager" residuals. That is what former Power Rangers do by getting regular paying jobs in the real world after their gig is over. You have in your ability to do the same like everyone else.
It ain't just you, Wang. Hollywood loves to employ mostly white people, which has been Hollywood's policy since the very beginning. So there are mostly white roles written for white actors. That is the system you signed up for, yet you act like Hollywood has a vendetta against you personally as an individual when there simply isn't a niche for Asian American male actors in that industry.
In all honesty folks, Wang should have considered himself fortunate that he was cast as an Asian American "token minority character" on a UPN show considering his limited acting experience under his belt. Seriously, he was hired to fill a PC token Asian American male character slot, rather than any casting agent seeing him for his unique gifts or acting talents. He played a supporting character on a television show, and really should get out of his delusion that there is a movie career like Colin Farrell around the corner.
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Violence would be inappropiate in such a case. I would much rather have a discussion with a celebrity I disagreed with rather than choosing the simplistic option of attacking him or her.
Martin Scorsese
This one's called Martin Scorsese
He makes the best f**king films
He makes the best f**king films
If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his f**kin' neck and just shake him
And say thank you thank you for makin' such excellent f**kin' movies
Then I'd twist his nose all the way the f**k around
And the rip off one of his ears and throw it
Like a like a like a f**kin' frisbee
I wanna chew his f**kin' lips off and grab his head and suck out one of his
eyes and chew on it and spit it out in his face
And thank you thank you for all of your f**kin' films
Then I'd pick him up by the hair swing him over my head a few times
And throw him across the room and kick all his f**kin' teeth in and then
stomp on his face 40 or 50 times
Cuz he makes the best f**king films he makes the best f**king films
I've ever seen in my life
I f**kin love him
I f**kin love him
To be honest, I hate that song.
This one's called Martin Scorsese
He makes the best f**king films
He makes the best f**king films
If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his f**kin' neck and just shake him
And say thank you thank you for makin' such excellent f**kin' movies
Then I'd twist his nose all the way the f**k around
And the rip off one of his ears and throw it
Like a like a like a f**kin' frisbee
I wanna chew his f**kin' lips off and grab his head and suck out one of his
eyes and chew on it and spit it out in his face
And thank you thank you for all of your f**kin' films
Then I'd pick him up by the hair swing him over my head a few times
And throw him across the room and kick all his f**kin' teeth in and then
stomp on his face 40 or 50 times
Cuz he makes the best f**king films he makes the best f**king films
I've ever seen in my life
I f**kin love him
I f**kin love him
To be honest, I hate that song.
You HAVE been watching his movies!
No celebrity has ever done any harm to me, so I wouldn't punch anyone.
I wouldn't punch someone because I didn't like their acting or performance skills, neither because they have a different political view than me.
Are you real or a figment of my twisted imagination?
I'm quite real, and don't worry, I wouldn't punch you either
Please tell me you're a celebrity so I can add you to the list.
Nor you
I'd like to punch her with my penis...
