QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

[Herkimer Jitty]

THE WHAT? I COULDN'T HEAR THE LAST PART, MY EARS ARE RINGING SO BADLY THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE A TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA CONCERT WHENEVER I'M IN A QUIET ROOM!

 

[Cyrus]

WARNING FOR SPAMMING FOR EVERYONE WHO POSTED IN THIS THREAD, EXCEPT THOSE THAT POSTED "THE WOMEN!!!"

 

[Kryton]

AND OF COURSE THE ACTUAL WOMEN THEMSELVES.

 

[Squiggy]

THE WHO?!?!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

WE DON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN!!!

 

[M'Sharak]

**REMOVES SUNGLASSES!**

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

M'SHARAK ONLY WEARS HIS SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT!

 

[ITL]

THE ROYALTY CHEQUES!

 

[Kryton]

THE WHO?!?!

 

[CommanderRaytas]

PREGNANT MEN? WHAT ELSE IS THE UNIVERSE GONNA COME UP WITH? MEN WITH PMS?

THE HORROR!

 

[dougkeenan]

OFFICERS CAN DO THEIR PREGANCY TEST USING THE URINAL ON THE BRIDGE

MAYBE THE HOSTESS IS THERE TO HAND OUT SUPPLIES

 

[M'Sharak]

PREGNANT MEN? WHAT ELSE IS THE UNIVERSE GONNA COME UP WITH? MEN WITH PMS?

THE HORROR!

THE RABBIT TEST!

 

[Jon1701]

ALL THIS THREAD NEEDS NOW IS RICK STERNBACH TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

I'VE OFTEN FOUND THAT IF YOU CHANT HIS NAME LOUD ENOUGH YOU CAN GET HIM INTO A THREAD. ALL TOGETHER NOW:

"RICK STERNBACH, RICK STERNBACH, RICK STERNBACH!..."

OH, AND

"THE WOMEN!!!"

 

[Rick Sternbach]

ALL THIS THREAD NEEDS NOW IS RICK STERNBACH TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

I'VE OFTEN FOUND THAT IF YOU CHANT HIS NAME LOUD ENOUGH YOU CAN GET HIM INTO A THREAD. ALL TOGETHER NOW:

"RICK STERNBACH, RICK STERNBACH, RICK STERNBACH!..."

OH, AND

"THE WOMEN!!!"

WHO DISTURBS ME AT THIS TIME? (Appearing in a puff of smoke) ROUSE ME NOT FROM MY SLUMBER OR I SHALL SURELY SMITE THEE IN A FIT OF RAGE SO INTENSE THAT- Oh, it's just you guys. I was just about to launch a wave of photon torpedoes.

Ricklejuice

 

[ITL]

BY ODIN'S BEARD! IT WORKED!

 

[Kryton]

LIFE IS NOT A DREAM!!!!!

 

[Squiggy]

WHAT THE HELL IS A MARSHMELLON?!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

THE DELICIOUS YAMS!

 

[Kryton]

YOU WERE NEVER ALONE, YOU CORPULENT BLOWHOLE!

 

[M'Sharak]

"DORKY IS DOWN TO 47 PERCENT! I AM CROSS-CIRCUITING TO B!"