After you notify the mod.
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Not quite the same, but done! 
Looks like an alien invasion!Not quite the same, but done!
Ah, that's much better! Thanks Mallory!
*decides to finish the Starship Mallory comic strip*
*decides to finish the Starship Mallory comic strip*
This thread is disturbing, but parts of it are hilarious anyway. Thanks to Flukie for the post of the month 
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Dear Penthouse Letters:
It was a dark and stormy night in upstate New York and the heat from the summer evening hung like cheap curtains in a badly written B movie over the dreary little town. I grabbed a fresh bottle of Stewart's Sodium Free Seltzer and headed for the computer in the bedroom. Soon, the cool indigo glow of TrekBBS' login screen filled the room. My hands shook slightly as I typed in my username "Spock's Nads" and password "d00ki3". Yeah baby, it's me. My heartbeat quickened as the List of Forums slowly and seductively came into view.
Eagerly taking in all the sweaty forums and erect thread titles, I gazed from one topic to another, feverishly. I had to post and post soon. It had been a while and the anticipation was incredible. "Welcome 'Spock's Nads'." the TrekBBS beckoned in a low, husky san-serif voice. "You r0xx0r's teh big111111!!!" I mumbled, awkwardly. I felt dizzy as I reached for my excited mouse. Tenderly, I clicked on the Miscellaneous forum, 35 users viewing, must be a hot night. Running my eyes all over the TrekBBS' tight little fonts, I scanned the threads in Misc, hunting for the perfect thread for my desires.
"C'mon baby, post to me!" the TrekBBS moaned, and exposed a bulbous UGO logo.
"Soon, love, soon." I whispered.
There it was. The perfect thread. With shaking hands, I clicked on "What color are farts?" posted by Jay's Son. Oh my, this was going to be quick. I eagerly feasted on the delightfully hideous original post and devoured the subsequent replies all full of
"Do it!
Later, with my head resting on the keyboard, the azure glow from TrekBBS awash on my face, I knew I could never go home again.
Generally speaking, these 'notify the mod' threads are like car wrecks on the freeway. Usually, I don't want to look but in the end can't help myself and look anyway...only to wish I had listened to myself and kept right on driving without a sideways glance.
That was the way this thread was going for me...until I got to this post.
TrekBBS GOLD, Flunkie...erm...I mean Flukie.
Well done!
You're doing it wrong.
To the OP: Might I suggest laying a couple of tissues at the base of your stomach. Once you've completed notification, just wrap up your little basket of goodies and flush down the loo.
I know, it takes some of the frantic ecstasy out of it because you've got to aim (and make sure the gun doesn't fire past the target zone - but that comes with years of practice), but it saves a hell of a time on crusty washing and sticky hands.
I know, it takes some of the frantic ecstasy out of it because you've got to aim (and make sure the gun doesn't fire past the target zone - but that comes with years of practice), but it saves a hell of a time on crusty washing and sticky hands.
Sorry, Flukie, for not congratulating you, earlier. I thought you were quoting old stuff. The format and familiar headline misled me.
Yes, I was standing out, and now I'm chiming in.
Although couldn't you have thought of a better thread title? Like, I don't know, If dogs bark at night in Hobart and the sound is covered by thunder, are they really barking? Because scatology ruins it for me.
Yes, I was standing out, and now I'm chiming in.
Although couldn't you have thought of a better thread title? Like, I don't know, If dogs bark at night in Hobart and the sound is covered by thunder, are they really barking? Because scatology ruins it for me.
Edit: Sorry, I thought you were referring to the title of this thread, not the one in Flukie's post. My bad.
Anyway, that little bit was just Flukie having an affectionate pop at the sort of threads Jayson creates. And even so, it's hardly the point of the post.
I'd have said "Blue", by the way. It's as good an answer as any.
Anyway, that little bit was just Flukie having an affectionate pop at the sort of threads Jayson creates. And even so, it's hardly the point of the post.
I'd have said "Blue", by the way. It's as good an answer as any.
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Yeah, my whole post was directed at Flukie.Edit: Sorry, I thought you were referring to the title of this thread, not the one in Flukie's post. My bad.
Anyway, that little bit was just Flukie having an affectionate pop at the sort of threads Jayson creates. And even so, it's hardly the point of the post.
I'd have said "Blue", by the way. It's as good an answer as any.
Jayson, right. I hadn't got that.
Mind you, I'm not familiar with his threads anyway.Nice one. Blue is not a suggestively dirty colour. Not that I dislike green or brown, just... there are associations that aren't pretty. Anyway, you can answer something more clever than a colour.
Wait a minute, blue farts, that reminds me of an old joke. A German, an Englishman and a Frenchman challenged by the Devil. Know that one?
