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An Australian man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase

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John_Picard said:
J. Allen said:
A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.
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[/raises envelope to his forehead and then opens it]

The question is, "How does Boy George celebrate Thanksgiving?"


J.
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:guffaw: Such a shame that joke is lost on most of the Gen Y crowd.
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Well, to be fair, Johnny Carson and Bob Hope are two of my all time favorite funny men. :D

J.
 
Re: A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

JP said:
:guffaw: Such a shame that joke is lost on most of the Gen Y crowd.
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Hey, I'm only 26 and I got it. Although I do admit that a guy who knows the episode where Spock's inner-eyelid comes from is not the most representative of Gen Y.
 
Re: A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

what did this guy do wrong?

im starting to think police would come & arrest me if I had sex with a blow up doll?
 
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I guess the guy thought that the sauce was so good on his manicotti, he'd try it on his penis.
 
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Pornography, a Home-made Sex Aid, Women's Stockings and a Jack Russell Terrier sounds like an indie movie from the 90s.
 
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[edit] Oops, I forgot to add a couple of sentences of commentary to satisfy His Heinous, the Lord Protector of TrekBBS Content, and make sure I'm not spamming up the board with a thread bomb / funny picture.

Boy, those Jack Russell Terriers are smart dogs, aren't they?

Crisis of content averted.
 
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Aragorn said:
Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
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Sounds like something Uncle Duke would be up to in Doonesbury.

"Honey, call Room Service, they forgot to send up the midget."
 
Re: A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

I just read this thread; I somehow managed to miss it.


This is some weird crap. I recall months back, I forget, this man was arrested for having sex with a public bench. He got caught because his penis got stuck in the hole. He was just lying on hte bench and fucking it.


Between this and the ads on the butts of strippers, the UK is becoming a really strange place. ;-)
 
Re: A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

Pasta Jar Penis Man is the latest member of the Justice League. :techman:
 
Re: A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

Tharpdevenport said:
I just read this thread; I somehow managed to miss it.


This is some weird crap. I recall months back, I forget, this man was arrested for having sex with a public bench. He got caught because his penis got stuck in the hole. He was just lying on hte bench and fucking it.


Between this and the ads on the butts of strippers, the UK is becoming a really strange place. ;-)
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They eat foods called "spotted dick" and call police officers "bobbies", I think they've been strange for a while.
 
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