Picture this! The all new picture thread!

[ria 75]

The damn timer outrun me - I was trying to get the gloves on in time for the shot.

Beaten by a camera. The burning shame!

Bah. Yesterday, my sister asked me to take pictures of her because she knows I make good portraits, and some of the best are when she's distracted by something she's holding. (Or when I told her to think about her favourite romantic scene. Or when she's petting her cat - a clone of captcalhoun's cat, by the way.) If you're wondering, she looks like Jodie Foster, with chestnut hair and brown eyes. And that's all you guys are getting because I'm pretty sure she'd hate to have her picture out there on the Internet. Sorry.

 

[RoJoHen]

"I can't figure out how to put my gloves on! Quick, I must set up my tripod and take a picture of myself before I do!"

Well naturally! First rule of tech support - if you post a thread saying "I need help putting on my gloves" the first answer's always going to be, "well we need to see what gloves you're trying to put on, and what you've already tried"

"Sir, why don't you try taking them off and letting them rest a few seconds. Now try putting them on again."

 

[Guartho]

Note to self: Stay very far away from Guartho

Fear not. So long as you're not a starfish you have nothing to fear from me. Plus I'd leave you, the original, alone anyway and pay you a modest royalty for your likeness.

Also, I don't put myself in situations alone with pretty women. I am completely trustworthy, and my wife knows that, but her Dad was a cheater so I prefer that she not have the slightest reason to doubt. It's just better that way.

 

[RoJoHen]

Also, I don't put myself in situations alone with pretty women. I am completely trustworthy, and my wife knows that, but her Dad was a cheater so I prefer that she not have the slightest reason to doubt. It's just better that way.

Way to kill my sexy starfish fantasy.

 

[Holdfast]

The damn timer outrun me - I was trying to get the gloves on in time for the shot.

Beaten by a camera. The burning shame!

Bah. Yesterday, my sister asked me to take pictures of her because she knows I make good portraits, and some of the best are when she's distracted by something she's holding. (Or when I told her to think about her favourite romantic scene. Or when she's petting her cat - a clone of captcalhoun's cat, by the way.) If you're wondering, she looks like Jodie Foster, with chestnut hair and brown eyes.

romantic, pussy petting, Jodie Foster.

Too many jokes, can't get them all out in time...

"I can't figure out how to put my gloves on! Quick, I must set up my tripod and take a picture of myself before I do!"

Well naturally! First rule of tech support - if you post a thread saying "I need help putting on my gloves" the first answer's always going to be, "well we need to see what gloves you're trying to put on, and what you've already tried"

"Sir, why don't you try taking them off and letting them rest a few seconds. Now try putting them on again."

I tried rebooting, and ended up with them on my feet...

 

[RoJoHen]

Well naturally! First rule of tech support - if you post a thread saying "I need help putting on my gloves" the first answer's always going to be, "well we need to see what gloves you're trying to put on, and what you've already tried"

"Sir, why don't you try taking them off and letting them rest a few seconds. Now try putting them on again."

I tried rebooting, and ended up with them on my feet...

"On your feet, you say? Let me connect you with someone in our boot department. Please hold."

 

[An Officer]

...romantic, pussy petting, Jodie Foster.

Wooh. Goodness me.

 

[Amaris]

"Sir, why don't you try taking them off and letting them rest a few seconds. Now try putting them on again."

I tried rebooting, and ended up with them on my feet...

"On your feet, you say? Let me connect you with someone in our boot department. Please hold."

"Rebooting Department, this is Nigel. First, I'm going to ask you to take your gloves off, and put them back on."


J.

 

[blaXXer]

BETTER BE *PUTS FIST UP* I have gained alot of weight since then...and it isnt fat...

so, preggers, then?

/ducks

One must do something for that to happen hon....

TMI, seriously TMI. But I do appreciate the effort coming from you.

 

[ria 75]

romantic, pussy petting, Jodie Foster.

Too many jokes, can't get them all out in time...

Dr Jeckyll bugging you, Mr Hyde?
Or are you too busy with customer service?

 

[Australis]

Holdfast, looking dapper, sir!

 

[Philo]

I tried rebooting, and ended up with them on my feet...

"On your feet, you say? Let me connect you with someone in our boot department. Please hold."

"Rebooting Department, this is Nigel. First, I'm going to ask you to take your gloves off, and put them back on."

"I already did that twice before I called. I even tried a different pair of gloves just to see if it was my hands that were problem."

Holdfast, I love your coat! You're making me sad that my trenchcoat is in need of repair.

Speaking of which, I was wondering about something that maybe you could help me with. My coat isn't quite warm enough for the deep winter. Do you know if you can purchase linings off the shelf to wear under them or would I have to get one made by a tailor? It doesn't need to attach, just be able to fit properly under it.

 

[trampledamage]

I tried rebooting, and ended up with them on my feet...

"On your feet, you say? Let me connect you with someone in our boot department. Please hold."

"Rebooting Department, this is Nigel. First, I'm going to ask you to take your gloves off, and put them back on."


J.

Tea - monitor interface!

 

[RedFenix]

Not to clutter this thread up with my pictures, but this dude I ran into last night is just too appropriate to not share with everyone. Behold - sharing a glass of wine with Chris Pine:

 

[TheBrew]

Okay, now that is an awesome pic. Nice guy, I take it?

 

[RedFenix]

^Oh, very! He didn't seem to mind at all.

 

[Misfit Toy]

^Oh, very! He didn't seem to mind at all.

That's a great pic. I never remember to take my camera anywhere. I even forgot to take it to Chicago when I met your roommate and a few other friends.

She took pics, but freely admitted that it would take forever for her to get them developed.

 

[RedFenix]

^Oh, very! He didn't seem to mind at all.

That's a great pic. I never remember to take my camera anywhere. I even forgot to take it to Chicago when I met your roommate and a few other friends.

She took pics, but freely admitted that it would take forever for her to get them developed.

Sounds like my roommate. I'll remind her when she gets home.

 

[Guartho]

^Oh, very! He didn't seem to mind at all.

Uh gee... the new Capt. Kirk gets to be sandwiched between two beautiful women, at least one of which is a certified Trekkie. What's to mind? BTW, where are his hands in that picture?

At any rate, I hope the two of you intend to let him out to make the sequel.

 

[Philo]

So, the real question is, "Is the hair real?"

Nah, that's a stupid joke, but you know, these are important things.