An Australian man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase

[Aragorn]

Complete Metro.co.uk article.


Pasta jar penis man chased by police

A man has been fined after he was caught by police in his car with his penis in a pasta jar.

Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was spotted acting suspiciously in his car by police near Nobbys Beach in Australia.

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When he saw the officers, Weatherley pulled away and led police on a 20kph chase which lasted up to ten minutes.

When he finally stopped the vehicle, he refused to exit the car, and officers used batons and spray to remove him. They found him with a 750ml pasta jar around his penis.

While they were trying to restrain him, Weatherley continued to pleasure "himself in between bouts of wrestling".

Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

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[blaXXer]

Re: A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

heh, you said 'penis'. heh heh heh.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

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He's insane and needs committing.

 

[blaXXer]

Re: A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

He's insane and needs committing.

So are you.

 

[RevdKathy]

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I worry about the Jack Russell Terrier...

 

[Guartho]

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Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

That my friends is sig-worthy.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

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I always thought Timofnine's real name was in fact Tim.

 

[Amaris]

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A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

[/raises envelope to his forehead and then opens it]

The question is, "How does Boy George celebrate Thanksgiving?"


J.

 

[CookieMonster]

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I worry about the Jack Russell Terrier...

Ditto....

 

[Trekker4747]

Re: A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase..

Or as Holdfast calls it, "Saturday Night."

 

[Kirkman1987]

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Complete Metro.co.uk article.

While they were trying to restrain him, Weatherley continued to "pleasure himself in between bouts of wrestling"

Incredible

 

[trekkiedane]

Re: A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

[/raises envelope to his forehead and then opens it]

The question is, "How does Boy George celebrate Thanksgiving?"


J.

Nah, that guy has other vices…

 

[TheBrew]

Re: A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

I worry about the Jack Russell Terrier...

As disturbing as it was, it was the cherry on the very weird cake that is this story. I let out a laugh because it made an insane story even more insane.

 

[Guartho]

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Yeah. That sentence was right out of a Douglas Adams novel.

 

[Plecostomus]

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You know stuff like this in the States hardly gets a notice except in the local rags.

 

[Trekker4747]

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You know stuff like this in the States hardly gets a notice except in the local rags.

Please. A man driving around an American town humping a jar of Ragu is down-right normal. You can see 2 or 3 people, minimum doing any given rush-hour in LA.

 

[Plecostomus]

Re: A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

That's LA. Back East here we have entire sports leagues on the town and county level dedicated to this. My uncle was a six-time gold-medal Grandmaster before he fell off the top of the water tower last January.

 

[Amaris]

Re: A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

[/raises envelope to his forehead and then opens it]

The question is, "How does Boy George celebrate Thanksgiving?"


J.

Nah, that guy has other vices…

...wow. I shouldn't have read that.


J.

 

[John Picard]

Re: A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

[/raises envelope to his forehead and then opens it]

The question is, "How does Boy George celebrate Thanksgiving?"


J.

Such a shame that joke is lost on most of the Gen Y crowd.

 

[Holdfast]

Re: A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase.

A UK man, a penis in a pasta jar and a low-speed police chase..

Or as Holdfast calls it, "Saturday Night."

Pfft. Saturday Night I'm too busy drooling over Cheryl Cole on X-Factor. Friday night, on the other hand...