TOS Caption Contest #113 - Good Sheet

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"His velour is so crushably soft...yet his pecs...so TIGHT."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: He's dead.

CHAPEL: Then why is the beepy, up and down light thingy still making noise?

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"I'm sorry, Christine.

Your new chesnut beehive didn't make it.

I'd attempt an emergency transplant from Janice Rand, but she's a blonde. Plus she left the ship a year ago."

 

[cooleddie74]

YEOMAN:"He took a hit off of some of John Cho's stash...then smiled and keeled over."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Poor bastard."

Yeoman: "He's been staying up night and day to be the first one to post in the new caption contest and I guess he couldn't take it anymore."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"DAMN Prop 8 voters!!

And here I thought the Federation was about inclusion and tolerance!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "What happened to him?"

Chapel: "He tried to download the new movie trailer illegally."

McCoy: "Man, Paramount's strict."

 

[cooleddie74]

"It never gets any easier, Christine.

Now if anyone needs me I'll be in my office yukking it up to some Mad Libs."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Terrible thing."
Chapel: "Yes, Doctor." <begins weeping>
McCoy: "Do you think he had any jewelry hidden in his quarters?"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"It's a damn shame when a stunt double dies years before the guy he's standin' in for."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I'm not giving him mouth-to-mouth!

Dammit, Yeoman, I've seen where that mouth's BEEN!!"

 

[Finnegan]

Sorry, epic fail newbie attempt.

 

[Finnegan]

KIRK:"Dammit, Yeoman--next time just say 'yes' and let him borrow your uniform. He's quite tidy."

 

[Finnegan]

McCOY: "I guess that's what I get for using salt shakers on patients
instead of actual instruments. I'm a busboy, not a Doctor!"

 

[Finnegan]

Singing in unison: "Row, row, row your boat...."

 

[M'Sharak]

McCoy: "What happened to him?"

Chapel: "He tried to download the new movie trailer illegally."

McCoy: "Man, Paramount's strict."

 

[tharpdevenport]

McCoy: "He ... he had an erection lasting longer than four hours."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "He was warned to stop quoting Austin Powers movies in casual conversations."

 

[Outpost4]

I'm glad to see the party has gone on without me. Sorry for the delay. It's been life, as we know it. All I can say is since I last posted, boy, do I know much more about antique lighting fixtures than I thought I ever would.

I will absolutely change this out today, as soon as I finish my "celebrate the Packers thoroughly stomping Da Bears" happy dance.a

McCoy: It's the Bears.
Chapel: Go Pack Go.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "My god... his shoulders feel like your tits."

McCoy: "Wait... what's the deal with his head?"

Chapel: "Not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place, Doctor."