Caption Contest 13: Horizontal Mambo

[Rat Boy]

Mayweather: "...and why does everybody keep calling me 'Helm Laredo' and commenting on how much I've grown?"

 

[Amasov]

Archer: I hope you can handle steering this ship. My last helmsman... I forget his name, but I think you kind of look like him.

Travis: ...........

 

[jgdst]

Archer: Just wanted to say, always admired your work, great job! So how come you don't wear that VISOR anymore?

Archer: Yeah that's a shame about your dead dad... So your mom, she's single now, yeah? D'you think I've got a shot?

Travis: [thinking] It's okay...he hasn't noticed the flick-knife under the table yet...

 

[jgdst]

Archer: I've just been watching your scene in Bound... Fond of BIG ACTING much?

Mayweather: Get killed, sir.

 

[Triskelion]

This turkey's done!