Mayweather: "You know, as a Boomer, I know my way around the galaxy. If you need any advice, don't hesitate to ask."
Archer: "Boomer? I thought Boomer was an Asian chick."
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Archer: "Boomer? I thought Boomer was an Asian chick."
(*Joy buzzer sound*)
ARCHER:"Works every time."
TRAVIS:"Am I experienced at piloting?
Is the Space Pope a crocodilian?"
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TRAVIS:"Thanks for requesting me on your new ship, sir!
I won't let you down!"
ARCHER:"Hard to let someone down when we're not going to let you do much, now isn't it?"(*Winks*)
Mayweather: "You know, as a Boomer, I know my way around the galaxy. If you need any advice, don't hesitate to ask."
Archer: "Boomer? I thought Boomer was an Asian chick."
MAYWEATHER: The real Boomer was a black man! And dont get me started on Starbuck being a woman!!!! And whats with all the sex on that show? Frak this, frak that! Frak me, Lets Frak! No respect for the original!!!! Mooreick has raped my childhood (sob)
ARCHER (Shakes head): fanboys
Archer: "Yeah, but the new Boomer is hot, dude."
Mayweather: "You know, as a Boomer, I know my way around the galaxy. If you need any advice, don't hesitate to ask."
Archer: "Boomer? I thought Boomer was an Asian chick."
MAYWEATHER: The real Boomer was a black man! And dont get me started on Starbuck being a woman!!!! And whats with all the sex on that show? Frak this, frak that! Frak me, Lets Frak! No respect for the original!!!! Mooreick has raped my childhood (sob)
Mayweather: "Shut up! *sniffles*"
Holly: "They're dead, Dave. All dead."
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Archer: "Hey, Travis, what's that behind your head?"
Mayweather: "It's a QWERTY keyboard, sir."
Archer: "On the f***ing wall?"
- Permission to come aboard, Captain? And reporting for the random cavity search.
- Good man.
Archer: So, who is this...Trip...of which you speak?
Mayweather (thinking): Damn, I got no chance.
- We're smeggin' lost in the smeggin' Expanse, and you're telling me that you want a smeggin' leave to vacation on a smeggin' freighter?
- It's my father, sir. He's got hairballs.
- Well so do I but you don't hear me smeggin' advertising it to people!
TRAVIS:"I don't wanna bother you, sir, but if I could have you sign off on my bank loan in this book here I can finally get that Grenthaman waterhopper I've always wanted!"
Travis: "Sir, I would be honored if you would download your favorite music into my Ipod, here."
Archer: "That's the best sucking up I've seen since 'Pretty Woman'!"
"No, sir.
I'm sorry. I...I'm pretty sure nobody in my family's ever been related to American President Obama. And I think I'd know if we ever were."
ARCHER:"Welcome aboard, young man.
We've all been looking forward to meeting the man who'll spend the next ten years as a seventh wheel."
TRAVIS: Who'll be at the helm while I'm on shore leave Cap'n?
ARCHER: Uh, don't worry about that Ensign. Never liked to tell ya that was a dummy console you've been flying the last 4 years. Ship flies on autopilot.
TRAVIS: I wondered why they call me "Ensign Dunsel"
TRAVIS:"Thanks for the assignment, sir...I've always dreamed of serving on a top-of-the-line starship!"
ARCHER:"Really? Well, whenever that happens drop me a postcard. Let me know what it feels like."
Mayweather: It was an honour to serve with you, sir.
Archer: Yup whatever, just step into the airlock for your new assignment.
Mayweather: Wait a minute, aren't we travelling at warp 3, light years from anyone?
Archer: LA LA LAAA LAAAAAA CAN'T HEAR YOU ENSIGN, GOOD LUCK NOW, BYEEEE!
ARCHER:"Before you transfer off the ship, Travis...would you mind opening your bag and let me have a look inside?
Hoshi reports several nude photographs of herself have gone missing in the past two solar days."
ARCHER:"Your ideas fascinate me.
I'd like to subscribe to your subspace newsletter."
"Oh, for the love of Christ, It's been four fucking years, Al, when do I get to leap the fuck out of this shithole?"
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