I'm dating an older woman!
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Like I said, I hadn't noticed. But now that you've pointed that one out, it makes sense. I tried passing for an American once and failed because of the vowels, not the consonants I was focussing on. Guess it's harder to spot on the internet, but if you pay attention....
He could be Canadian though, their spelling is the same as ours, iirc.
So what happened at the big family meal? I'm dying to know ...
Nah, that was part of the end of the first season, and played a small role in Season 2.
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Well, the dinner went off without a hitch...AT FIRST. It was just mom and Grandma Bitty and my girlfriend and the kids. They all got along well and had normal conversations and I just sat back and enjoyed it all, safe in the knowledge that my life is about as good as human lives get. Grandma Bitty didn't even say anything racist.
Then my aunt, my cousin and her girlfriend arrived. And they were drunk. Even my aunt. I couldn't believe it. They just all came stomping in paying no regard to my mother's clean floor. My aunt did apologize (I nearly typed "apologise" to anger up Squiggy's blood!) and said that part of the art show requird them to get drunk because it was about appreciation of "drunken art". I gave her a look of death and said "MY TAXES PAY FOR THAT?", kind of like a joke but also deadly serious. But all three just laughed.
My cousin was being really obnoxious the whole time, touching and making out with her girlfriend. Her girlfriend is quite good looking, a bit like Ezri Dax but she does have a boyish haircut that makes her look boyish. I don't understand why some lesbians want to look like boys anyway, how can they attract other girls like that when lesbians HATE boys? Anyway, it wouldn't have mattered if she had looked like Megan Fox or Seven Of Nine, I still wouldn't have wanted to watch them make out. It sickened me, doing it at the dinner table. My girlfriend and I made out in the car before coming in because we have manners.
What was even worse was that they kept insisting that my girlfriend drink and have "fun" with them. She ended up having a few beers (she's NEVER drank beer while I've been with her!) and even did some "drunken art" with them, which basically involved them spraying ketchup on a big piece of cardboard. All the time I was just sitting their with the kids fuming. My girlfriend paid us no attention the whole time. To top it all off my mom and aunt had another argument about grandad's money. They need to get over it!
I was so angry with my girlfriend that I didn't speak to her the next day and went straight to work. I worked out hard in the gym (when I should have been working lol) to get over it. A girl flirted with me and I NEARLY went off with her, that's how I mad I was. But I turned her down in the end because I'm commited to making this relationship work.
My girlfriend said today that it wasn't a big deal and she doesn't understand why I was upset. I don't know what's going on with her. Maybe she's having a mid-life crisis and acting like a kid again!
Then my aunt, my cousin and her girlfriend arrived. And they were drunk. Even my aunt. I couldn't believe it. They just all came stomping in paying no regard to my mother's clean floor. My aunt did apologize (I nearly typed "apologise" to anger up Squiggy's blood!) and said that part of the art show requird them to get drunk because it was about appreciation of "drunken art". I gave her a look of death and said "MY TAXES PAY FOR THAT?", kind of like a joke but also deadly serious. But all three just laughed.
My cousin was being really obnoxious the whole time, touching and making out with her girlfriend. Her girlfriend is quite good looking, a bit like Ezri Dax but she does have a boyish haircut that makes her look boyish. I don't understand why some lesbians want to look like boys anyway, how can they attract other girls like that when lesbians HATE boys? Anyway, it wouldn't have mattered if she had looked like Megan Fox or Seven Of Nine, I still wouldn't have wanted to watch them make out. It sickened me, doing it at the dinner table. My girlfriend and I made out in the car before coming in because we have manners.
What was even worse was that they kept insisting that my girlfriend drink and have "fun" with them. She ended up having a few beers (she's NEVER drank beer while I've been with her!) and even did some "drunken art" with them, which basically involved them spraying ketchup on a big piece of cardboard. All the time I was just sitting their with the kids fuming. My girlfriend paid us no attention the whole time. To top it all off my mom and aunt had another argument about grandad's money. They need to get over it!
I was so angry with my girlfriend that I didn't speak to her the next day and went straight to work. I worked out hard in the gym (when I should have been working lol) to get over it. A girl flirted with me and I NEARLY went off with her, that's how I mad I was. But I turned her down in the end because I'm commited to making this relationship work.
My girlfriend said today that it wasn't a big deal and she doesn't understand why I was upset. I don't know what's going on with her. Maybe she's having a mid-life crisis and acting like a kid again!
Your "girlfriend", cousin and her girlfriend are all cycling together and involved in some kind of bizzare menstural blood art form?
I am beginning to adhere to the "this is all made up" theory.Then my aunt, my cousin and her girlfriend arrived. And they were drunk. Even my aunt. I couldn't believe it. They just all came stomping in paying no regard to my mother's clean floor. My aunt did apologize (I nearly typed "apologise" to anger up Squiggy's blood!) and said that part of the art show requird them to get drunk because it was about appreciation of "drunken art". I gave her a look of death and said "MY TAXES PAY FOR THAT?", kind of like a joke but also deadly serious. But all three just laughed.
My cousin was being really obnoxious the whole time, touching and making out with her girlfriend. Her girlfriend is quite good looking, a bit like Ezri Dax but she does have a boyish haircut that makes her look boyish.
Short hair is comfortable and can look very sexy if done right. Long hair is typically boy bait. A woman with short hair shows self-assurance in relation with men. Straight or gay, she doesn't really care if men find it boyish. She expects a less stereotypical judgement.
Not that you would understand what I mean, MadBaggins. Because, "lesbians HATE boys"? Can you get more stereotypical?
At the risk of edicting platitudes myself, I'll say, lesbians don't leave men indifferent (in principle at least), but men leave lesbians indifferent (in general).
Yeah. Right. We believe you. Is your girlfriend standing behind you?
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^ ^Shocker! Your girlfriend has a life besides you and her brats!
Oh yeah. You really have grown up.
Duh!
Getting tired of your thread, MB?
I gotta say, this season has lost a lot of the humor that the previous season had. Normally, I could forgive that, but it's not even all that compelling this time. 
I gotta say, this season has lost a lot of the humor that the previous season had. Normally, I could forgive that, but it's not even all that compelling this time.
Indeed. Come on, it's sweeps!
Mid-life crisis?! Isn't she only in her 30s?!
SOMETHING has to happen.
It'll probably be before the winter hiatus which meand six-weeks of reruns before we get a resolution.
I'm still waiting for either the "girlfriend" (seriously, give the lady a real name or call her something... "more adult." You sound like a middle schooler calling her "your girlfriend" every other sentence.) to be a man, the "daughter" being older and becoming a love interest or for maybe the "son" to kill someone or get caught with drugs resulting in insanity or something more interesting the lesbian ketchup painting.
I was expecting it during the dinner but instead we get more buildup. Is this leading to the girlfriend becoming a lesbian? A threesome with cousin/girlfriend/Madbaggins? The grandfather's money was mentioned again - where is that going to go?
Also, I can't believe we're this far into it and no one has gotten a cold-stone stunner or whatever!
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