Kirk: "Sulu, sales are down and we must make room for the new digital sets that are arriving Thursday! I want SALES mister!"
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Movie Caption Contest #59: Just a Suggestion
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Kirk: "Sulu, sales are down and we must make room for the new digital sets that are arriving Thursday! I want SALES mister!"
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You're so right. I saw the truth it what you said in that other thread, and that's why I'm back in this contest.Like I said in the other thread, competing in these things agree with you.
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Touch that knob and I'll send you to the brig. It's Streisand you visigoth!
Remember, Number One. You can't say "Lock phasers on the starboard lateral strut dorsal plasma interpolator" when Mr - when certain crewmen are at tactical. You've got to just say "Can you hit their engines Mr Worf" and then say "Target their engines Mr Worf but don't fire until I give the command", and then say "Fire, fire now Mr Worf" otherwise you really never know what crazy shooting spree will happen. Don't worry if it's phasers or a torpedo or perhaps a salvo of rubbish bins, just take whatever you can get, and keep Geordi on speed dial.
But what if Geordi's off duty, Sir?
Oh that's why I installed a red alert klaxon in his quarters. Want to press the button Will?
You have to ask??
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"I... WANT... that... MICHAELMCDONALD... back up on the.... SCREEN... now, Mister!"
"Sulu...
you can go take your lunch break now. Chekov can handle this flatscreen TV sale."
Touch that knob and I'll send you to the brig.
Chekov: "Ah, I remember when Sulu would jump at the chance..."
"Sulu, go help the nice Deltan lady find the classical music CDs.
Chekov, watch the cash register...and if anyone beams aboard with a defective gift card, just have Uhura page me."
Don't tell you-know-who about the you-know-what tonight Will. I'm sure he doesn't like blondes, brunettes or redheads anyway. In fact, I'm beginning to wonder about all those statuettes of oiled wrestlers strewn about his quarters.
He'll probably be dining on oiled tentacle tonight anyway, Captain.
Indeed, or a nice dish of raw worm. Mystery solved I should think, Number One.
Kirk: Sulu, there's no need to keep changing lanes. We're the only starship for light years.
Chekov: And pick a warp factor for crying out loud.
"Excuse me...sir?
I was just curious...does your chain carry William Shatner compact discs?"
WORF:"PLEASE, gentlemen...stop.
You realize I can hear every hurtful word you are whispering...don't you?"
KIRK:"Turn in your employee badge and vest, Vomit.
We know YOU'VE been the one stealing the cell phones and iPods back in storage."
Kirk: Sulu, you need to learn how to drive. You just smashed the horn button, but the turn signals look brand new.
Checkov: Are they flipping us off?
Picard: I daresay that is the worst driving I have ever seen. Care to join me in making rude archaic gestures at them, Number One?
Riker: Certainly, sir.
Riker: Unfortunately, that sounds a little like famous last words.
Picard: Yes. Still, it was his idea to carry out the failure-mode analysis, wasn't it?
Riker: Hmm...
Picard: ...which should certainly indicate his integrity and self-confidence. If he were wrong, it would be the surest way of proving it.
Riker: It would be if he knew he was wrong.
Picard: Hmm...
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