I Got a Free Star Trek XI Poster Today and You Didn't!

[Samuel T. Cogley]

So when I arrived home from work this evening, there was a thin orange poster tube propped up against my door.

I was hoping that it was going to be some kind of porn, but instead it was a Star Trek XI poster.

Basically, it's that first shot of Nero, Uhura, Kirk, and Spock in the Delta Shield.

They were giving away individual posters of each character at the Comic-Con, but this is a regular poster size with all four posters shrunk down to one normal poster.

It's very cool.

I have no idea where it came from.

Did anyone else get one?

I'm guessing that this is a result of signing up at the Paramount booth during the Comic-Con, but who knows?

I bet it's worth millions of dollars on eBay.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Did anyone else get one?

Sadly, no.

All I got was a bj from some chick dressed up as Uhura.

 

[zenophite]

actually i think that poster sucks, so there!

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

actually i think that poster sucks, so there!

Sure, but the orange poster tube is beautiful!

 

[ManOnTheWave]

actually i think that poster sucks, so there!

Apparently, so does Uhura.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

actually i think that poster sucks, so there!

Apparently, so does Uhura.

I believe she prefers to be referred to as 'Ersatz Uhura'. (Or so Dennis tells me.) That's how she's listed on his speed-dial, anyway.

 

[number6]

I got a 2009 IKEA Catalogue!!

 

[OneBuckFilms]

I got a poster as well. I think this came from signing up to the Intel NCC-1701 Construction Crew thing at Comic-Con.

 

[Top41]

I want one!

I do have the individual Kirk and Spock ones, though.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

I want one!

What are you willing to do for it?

 

[ITL]

Aha! NOW we see Cogley's ulterior motive! Now we know why he's been rubbing his orange tube in our faces!

Err...

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Aha! NOW we see Cogley's ulterior motive! Now we know why he's been rubbing his orange tube in our faces!

You're damned right!

Was I being too subtle?

No wonder I haven't had any offers.

I'm going to have to rethink my strategy!

 

[number6]

I'm rubbing my IKEA catalogue in all your faces!!

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

I'm rubbing my IKEA catalogue in all your faces!!

I once bought a flower pot/vase from IKEA simply because it was called "Kling."

And some people think I'm a dork.

 

[ITL]

Aha! NOW we see Cogley's ulterior motive! Now we know why he's been rubbing his orange tube in our faces!

You're damned right!

Was I being too subtle?

No wonder I haven't had any offers.

I'm going to have to rethink my strategy!

Yes! A bit more Overt Hot Tube Action will work wonders!

I'm rubbing my IKEA catalogue in all your faces!!

Mmmm.....piney fresh!

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Aha! NOW we see Cogley's ulterior motive! Now we know why he's been rubbing his orange tube in our faces!

You're damned right!

Was I being too subtle?

No wonder I haven't had any offers.

I'm going to have to rethink my strategy!

Yes! A bit more Overt Hot Tube Action will work wonders!

I'll give it a shot.

The Mods have been a little testy lately (Ask me about my huge ass conspiracy!) so I've been trying to keep my hot orange tube hidden, while still in plain sight.

 

[Sagart]

Did anyone else get one?

No, but I do have the individual Spock one, signed by Zachary Quinto.

Jolly nice it is too!!

 

[ITL]

I'll give it a shot.

The Mods have been a little testy lately (Ask me about my huge ass conspiracy!) so I've been trying to keep my hot orange tube hidden, while still in plain sight.

If you shut one eye and squint while saying "Hot Orange Tube" three times it appears in a puff of smoke.....and......

I've said too much.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Did anyone else get one?

No, but I do have the individual Spock one, signed by Zachary Quinto.

Jolly nice it is too!!

Keep it down. I was Brad Pitt until you showed up.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

(Ask me about my huge ass conspiracy!)

I'm Hugh Jazz.