Eyeballs

[Jon1701]

Dammit, abrams!

The actors didn't have the Delta Shield Logo (DSL) in their eyeballs in TOS!
This simply will not do. This is just another example of how this guy has clearly never watched Star Trek.

I mean, everyone knows the DSL is supposed be on the breast of the uniform!!! Why the eyeballs? Why?

And what about the actors? Was it really necessary to use plastic surgery to put the DSL into the actors eyes? I feel the money could have been used elsewhere. That's a lot of pain for the actors to go through - no wonder he's slapped them with a gagging order. I'm now convinced more than ever that this will will suck, if they can't get the basics right.

DSL in teh eyeball is not Cannnon!!!

Damn you abrams!!!

Damn you!!!!

*shakes angry fist*

 

[Robert Maxwell]

JJ Abrams threw up on my shoes, ate out my girlfriend, and raped my childhood, all while ruining Trek for me, forever.

Apparently nobody gives a shit, so fuck 'im!

 

[The Wormhole]

Now I'm convinced, I can't see this movie.

 

[Cary L. Brown]

Dammit, abrams!

The actors didn't have the Delta Shield Logo (DSL) in their eyeballs in TOS!
This simply will not do. This is just another example of how this guy has clearly never watched Star Trek.

I mean, everyone knows the DSL is supposed be on the breast of the uniform!!! Why the eyeballs? Why?

And what about the actors? Was it really necessary to use plastic surgery to put the DSL into the actors eyes? I feel the money could have been used elsewhere. That's a lot of pain for the actors to go through - no wonder he's slapped them with a gagging order. I'm now convinced more than ever that this will will suck, if they can't get the basics right.

DSL in teh eyeball is not Cannnon!!!

Damn you abrams!!!

Damn you!!!!

*shakes angry fist*

It's OK... they didn't need to do that... they simply created "Delta Shield Contacts (tm)" which will soon be available in better eye-care boutiques worldwide!

 

[Temis the Vorta]

A true Trekker would have the DSL tattooed on their eyeballs.

 

[Dale]

JJ Abrams threw up on my shoes, ate out my girlfriend, and raped my childhood, all while ruining Trek for me, forever.

Apparently nobody gives a shit, so fuck 'im!

Take heart. He could've raped your shoes, thrown up in your girlfriend and eaten your childhood.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

JJ Abrams threw up on my shoes, ate out my girlfriend, and raped my childhood, all while ruining Trek for me, forever.

Apparently nobody gives a shit, so fuck 'im!

Take heart. He could've raped your shoes, thrown up in your girlfriend and eaten your childhood.

And, him being JJ Fucking Abrams, he's probably superhuman enough to do all three at once.

 

[Franklin]

I think those delta shields are sensor implants like in the Six Million Dollar Man.

If Berman had been clever enough, by season four of TNG, Geordi would've had those shields in his eyes instead of wearing a woman's headband.

 

[Skywalker]

By the 23rd century, human eyes have evolved so that their pupils are delta-shaped.

 

[cbp44189]

If you think delta shields in the eyes are bad, I can only imagine what the Constellation crew would be going through.

Or even Starfleet command...

 

[SonicRanger]

The deltas are obviously part of the new implanted communicators with secret eye camera.

 

[Jack Bauer]

This movie will be teh suxage!!!!!!!!!!!! JJ is dissin' TOS! This isn't right. I want Berman and Braga back damnit!!!!!!

 

[Redfern]

JJ Abrams threw up on my shoes, ate out my girlfriend, and raped my childhood, all while ruining Trek for me, forever.

Apparently nobody gives a shit, so fuck 'im!

Take heart. He could've raped your shoes...

Ugh! No wonder my socks are all squishy!

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[star]

This movie will be teh suxage!!!!!!!!!!!! JJ is dissin' TOS! This isn't right. I want Berman and Braga back damnit!!!!!!

Bermaga??? BERMAGA????? It took us years to kill that beast and you want it... BACK???????

*sharpens Lirpa*

No.

 

[Sector 7]

This movie will be teh suxage!!!!!!!!!!!! JJ is dissin' TOS! This isn't right. I want Berman and Braga back damnit!!!!!!

Bermaga??? BERMAGA????? It took us years to kill that beast and you want it... BACK???????

*sharpens Lirpa*

No.

*plays Amok Time fight music*
*gets popcorn*

 

[shapeshifter]

Crowd gathers around, some chanting: "BERMAGA! BERMAGA! BERMAGA!